Donald

Donald Trump - to take a dump, have a shit

Where`s the toilet?
I need to take a Donald!

by shennanigans April 4, 2007

Angry Donald

Immediately after you blow your load in Donald Trump's mouth, smack the back of his head and make it come out his nose. When he gets up he'll be an angry donald.

I gave Donald Trump an angry donald last night!

by Amoebabadass June 15, 2018

The Donald Trump

The act when you talk up your sex game and making it seem like you're the greatest, but then fail miserably, bitch and blame Obama, democrats or illegal immigrants for your lack of skill and disappointing performance. May also call the woman fake news if criticized.

Girl: "I expected something satisfying, but you gave me The Donald Trump"
Guy: "Damn radical left, they ruin everything!"

by Stormy Daniels October 9, 2019

Donald Dump

America's psycho president who looks like he just did a dump.

donald dump is psycho

by simmergirl June 1, 2017

Donald Dump

A new nickname for Donald Trump. Since he talks shit he gets named after shit. Also called Dildo Hump.

"Donald Dump, Make America Stank Again."

by Mexican Rat August 12, 2016

take a donald

When you sit down on the toilet and some nasty, foul smelling, brown organic material comes shooting out of your ass. It makes a loud splattering noise as it crashes into the walls of the porcelain.

This isn't just any shit though. A true "Donald" is reserved only for the most obnoxious, painful, miserable times you sit and do your business.

Open the fucking bathroom door. I gotta get in there and take a donald.

by Zippyltn June 3, 2017

Donald Glover

Also known as Childish Gambino. The only Donald we need.

Person 1: Did you here about Donald Trump?
Person 2: The only Donald I need to hear about is Donald Glover.

by kidZboPisMysHit January 28, 2017