bob

noun and verb. British slang for poo

1. Who's got bob all over my rug?

2. Where's Bill? He's gone for a bob.

by CrazyDaveOfDoom July 28, 2005

Bob

A name you might call someone when you've forgotten their real name, or are just screwing with them. Best used on a person who doesn't fit the name at all, like a woman, or someone with a very long, complicated name that has a lot of sylables.

The Mysterious Mr. Man: "Hey, what's your name?...Uh, Bob...yeah, Bob. Can you get that armadillo for me?"

Xeanequa: "You're a dick"

Mr. Man: "And you have no sense of humor"

by nickreaper December 17, 2011

a bob

a B.O. (body odor) B.itch
so someone who is a bad odor problem and is a bitch!

Girls Passes

Dude: God she's such a bob!

by crackersx December 29, 2007

Bob

A common name people memed the hell out of

"Hey what's your name?"
"Bob."
"I FOUND A NEW MEME!"

by Some Person you met online October 21, 2019

BOB

(n). Battery Operated Boyfriend.
Also known as a vibrator. Called a battery operated boyfriend because it acts as a form of pleasure when your living boy is unavailable. (Besides BOB's better because you get it the way you like it)

BOB pleasured me in ways I never knew possible last night.

by SEEARE May 11, 2004

Bob

The first name people think of, when trying to come up with a name or something imaginary.

Bob the Stick Person: Hey!
Stick Person: Hi, what's your name?
Bob: BOB!
Stick Person: I totally knew it! YOU ARE BEAST MAN!

by ilovepie0125 January 2, 2011

bob

possibly the most common name on earth

me: yo bob !

every guy in a ten mile radius : what !?

by every name is taken anyway October 30, 2007