Bakery Foul

When you offer to get someone a pastry from a bakery and you bring back a bran muffin.

She offered to get me a pastry and brought back a bran muffin — such a bakery foul.

by Nduck May 9, 2021

Howard Bakery

Da infamous Washington, D.C.-based sweets-shop that sold all the tasty-but-super-unhealthy ingredients of the Iran-Contra scandal --- orange mcfarlanade, oliver oil, poindextrose. etc. They also often had a sale on Tower cakes, and ran specials on chocolate-chip cookies by the Casey.

I've heard of confectionery-stores' selling all kinds of "sinful delights", but the Howard bakery really "took the cake" for the total rogue's gallery of appallingly-harmful culinary products on its shelves!

by QuacksO December 3, 2018

Cocoa Bakery

Satisfies your sweet tooth and savoury cravings. Gives you a range of exotic foods to choose from. The answer to all your hunger pangs.

Cocoa Bakery, a perfect place to hang out for all your adda sessions, cosy dates or random meetups. 😉

by A foodie November 24, 2021

Bakery

The bakery is a well known word used and created by jam.co.uk community. It all started when the member Amelia was playing a tycoon on the online game ROBLOX. This word means that this word is a the bakery is a place jam.co.uk hibernate and religiously YOU'RE A FUCKIN' BITCH OKAY.

"You know like the bakery" or "Let's go bakery" This can be used anywhere in anyway or when you're desperate to get a cheeky sausage roll from the bakery.

by jam.co.uk April 6, 2022

Chinese Bakery

After falling victim to the Dutch Oven, you respond to your partner by shitting under the covers, then forcing them under to experience the smells of an authentic Chinese Bakery.

Note: A Chinese Bakery must respect the tradition of Chinese baking tradition, meaning it can only be created following a Dutch Oven. Not to be confused with the Dubai Special.

It was crazy bro, I gave my girl a Dutch Oven last night but she totally got me back later on. She shat on the sheets and made a Chinese Bakery!

by Airza May 7, 2025

Bakery Lady

A woman who will give you free bread no matter what. Could be 3 weeks old, you still get free bread. Free bread for everyone. She will wink at you from the window of the bakery and is just genuinely the best person. Broke? Cant afford food? Bakery lady is there with a month old bun.

I cant afford food

Sounds like you need a bakery lady, my friend!

by NODAMSELS?!?!?!??! September 20, 2022

Bearded Bakery

Slang term for a full pubis of hair around the vagina, and a play on the "bun in the oven" euphemism for pregnancy.

Janette is hairy down there and pregnant. She has a bearded bakery.

by nopenowaynohownever March 13, 2014