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touchy pokey

Any personal, hand held electronic device that is interacted with by touching or poking by hand. As in an iphone, ipod, blackberry, tablet, ipad etc.
Yo, put that touchy pokey down so we can play touchy feely.

Teacher: OK kids, please refrain from playing with your touchy pokey during instructional time.

Your touchy pokey is vibrating, do you want to get that?
by Ms. Bliss February 3, 2012
mugGet the touchy pokeymug.

Okey Pokey

What you say when you agree with something, in which you follow with a poke.
Guy: Hey, do you want to go get some lunch?
Girl: Okey pokey *pokes him*
by MangoQT January 4, 2010
mugGet the Okey Pokeymug.

pokey pummel

To punch someone in the ass or ass-cheeks until they defecate.
I angered my girlfriend so she punished me by giving me a pokey pummel.
by PizzaBagel December 14, 2008
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pokey bumwanker

when your masterbating and you stick your finger up your but
dude last night i was beatin it and stuck my finger up my butt!

eww you pokey bumwanker
by yeah daddy October 23, 2008
mugGet the pokey bumwankermug.

pokey reese

backup short stop and starting 2b for the redsox. he is argualbly the best shortstop in the majors.
did u see how high that ball was, before pokey reese got it!?
by nick July 24, 2004
mugGet the pokey reesemug.

pokey joe

Bending over and pulling down your pants when you have the tip of a poo sticking out of your butthole.
Steve was bent over while tying his shoe, so Mark stood in front of him and showed Steve his pokey joe.
by utopiajoe November 12, 2007
mugGet the pokey joemug.

hokey pokey

When you're doing a girl doggy style and she turns around for the finishing move. She turns herself around, and that's what it's all about.
I was bangin' this nussy doggy style, and she did the hokey pokey.
by DUKEST3R February 17, 2007
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