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Squirrel Tactics

1 - A tactic for use in dire circumstances.

2 - When there seems to be no reasonable resolution to a situation, creation and implementing a very extreme tactic.

This derives from the actions of a squirrel when it is cornered with no reasonable method of escape. The squirrel will then use any method possible to escape.
Johnny fought three men at the same time last night. When he saw he was outnumbered he turned to squirrel tactics to fight the men off.
by PrestigeMode December 5, 2011
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Stogge tactics

A famous tactic created by Stooge by remaining level 1 in mass in a game called Custom hero footies, no matter who they're against. Normally the opponent will feel sorry and leave the game and allow the brilliant tactician to win out of pity. It was created when a infamous player Stooge kept failing and losing "mass" in the custom hero footies games that people felt sorry for him and left the game just so he could win.
Person 1: Dude he's doing the stogge tactics
Person 2: What a loser and a noob, he should go QQ. let's leave

Person 1 and 2 leave

Tactician Yes I win! I'm on another level! Stogge tactics never fail me!
by Cou_11 August 6, 2012
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tactical insertion

1) An item available in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 that allows a player to choose a spot to respawn. 2) Painting one's penis in a camo design and proceeding to have stealthy intercourse
John: I was playing call of duty last night, and then my girl came over, so i performed a tactical insertion, if ya know what i mean...

Steven: Nice! You get some easy spawn kills?

John: ...you dumbfuck
by ablahblah January 11, 2010
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Tact

The art of being able to tell someone to go to Hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

"Go to hell."
Tact
by Edward Strange. September 10, 2009
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The Vato Tactical

A Mexican that while he is eating his girls ass, starts to use Morse Code while he moans and communicates to his girl if he 1. (•----)he should continue eating her ass, 2. (••---)sticks his tongue down her fart box even further, 3.(•••--) fart on his face, 4.(.••••-) likes the taste of her dingle berries, 5. (•••••) stick a dildo in her ass while he continues to eat her out, 6. (-••••) shit on him, 7.(--•••) creampie in her butthole so he can lick his own cum, 8. (---••)piss on his while he continue to eat her ass, 9.(----•) put his fist up her butthole and keep eating, and finally 10. (-----)Finish.
Ready for the Vato Tactical mija.....(Her: Yes Papi) Mmmmm..••••- .......taste so good....-••••.......yes!! Taste like frijoles baby!
Can't wait to do the Vato Tactical when we get home mamacita.
by PC Slayer Sword May 17, 2021
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tacticool

1.) A derisive term for cheap knockoff versions of real, high-end tactical firearm accessories such as red dot sights, holosights, flashlights, lasers and scopes. Such accessories are highly popular with Airsoft players, since they look cool, cost much less and don't need to be reliable enough for them to actually stake their lives on. A few morons put them on real guns though, which usually results in the cheaply made devices being destroyed by recoil.

2.) A derisive term for the use of an excessive quantity of tactical firearm accessories whether they are real or not.
1a.) The Airsoft player bought a fake EOTech holosight to make his airsoft gun look tacticool. He tried putting it on a real AK-47 later, and the recoil shattered the lens.

1b.) My Aimpoint Comp M2 isn't tacticool. It's the exact same red dot sight as the U.S. Army uses, and can survive an incredible amount of abuse.

2.) The three lasers, four flashlights, scope and two red dot sights on the AR-15 were very tacticool. A real soldier wouldn't put half that much crap on his rifle even if he could.
by agentsteve592 October 31, 2010
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Tactical Nuke

The oh so fabled "TACTICAL NUKE" from Call of Duty:Moderwarfare 2. Every single noob immediately unlocks it although they will never be able to get it in game. It requires a 25 kill streak on multiplayer and you must either be the most epic gamer ever or a no life to use it. Either way, you just bombed the crap out of everyone and ended the game.
25 Kill Streaker with "Tactical Nuke": OMFG TACTICAL NUKE!!!!! -launches tactical nuke-

Every other player: Dude what the f- BOOM

Game over.
by PTRS Noob November 18, 2009
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