testicleburger

a woman who pussy whips a man

Matt is so pussy whiped by his girlfriend she is such a testicleburger

by lmxdurgex June 20, 2009

testicle ticklin' scrotum scrambler

One who creates a funny feeling in another's scrotum by lightly tickling said subject's testicles.

She goes far beyond just giving good head or a great handjob. That girl's a straight testicle ticklin' scrotum scrambler.

by Nickdawgus May 11, 2006

testicle soup

(noun)A common condition in males that develops when when the temperature is soaring and the humidity is high.Gooch, ass and ball sweat drown the testicles in a pool of sweat forming testicle soup.

Ever since Sam moved to Atlanta, his fatass has generated enough testicle soup to feed a starving village in Ghana.

by horses July 13, 2006

testicle burrito wrap

a person that has been laid by a Mexican

Skyler just did Shelby so he is a testicle burrito wrap.

by Skyler Saunders June 13, 2005

Testiclees

The Greek God of Nards

Testiclees was the mightiest of all naked Greek Gods.

by tramdog August 11, 2003

Testicle Tightners

Pants that fit so tight they tighten the testicles and cause the specimen to walk funny.

Damn look at him wearing them testicle tightners!

by A. P November 13, 2005

testicles

1. Two walnut-sized coils of tubing inside the scrotum containing the reproductive fluid of a male, semen.

2. An ancient greek hero.

1. I masturbated last night and emptied my testicles.

2. I heard that Testicles was even better than Hercules.

by Cockslanger January 11, 2004