Tesla

Tesla is a term with a double meaning, depending on the context given. First, a Tesla can either be 1) an individual of great merit and of uncanny intellect, or, in a different context, 2) a Tesla is somebody who is easily taken advantage of due to his inability to give a fuck.

1.

Insignificant individual: Hey Tesla, what's 1+2?
Tesla: 3
Insignificant individual: My God Tesla, what would I ever do without you!
2.
Edison: Hey Tesla! I stole another invention of yours!
Tesla: Like I give a fuck

by LaGoonch December 15, 2012

Tesla fuckchain

According to Questionable Content it is an esoteric sex act involving electricity, enemas, amniotic fluid and screaming. It is best performed atop a Delorean, but a Firebird will do in a pinch.

"Did you hear that Felicia Day, Adam Savage, and Wil Wheaton were killed while performing a tesla fuckchain at Comic-Con?"

by Xendragone July 27, 2009

Tesla

The only car that can look SEXY +The best car you will ever own. Tesla is a self-driving car so if you're lazy (like me) then you might want to get a Tesla. And it's all electric so you don't have to waste money on gas.

Also, Elon Musk purposely named the car models to spell out sexy.

Model S
Model 3
Model X
Model Y

Person 1: Whoa, is that a Tesla?
Person 2: Damn, it's so sexy...
Person 1: I know right...
Person 2: I think I'm in love...

by nrkelbench June 15, 2018

Tesla Coil

Read above post also. The most epic thing ever made. There are multiple types, such as Spark Gap Tesla Coils (SGTC), Solid State Tesla Coils (SSTC), Dual Resonant Solid State Tesla Coils(DRSSTC), Vacuum Tube Tesla Coils (VTTC), and High Frequency Solid State Tesla Coils (HFSSTC) , and much more. All Tesla Coils are transformers. They look like weird, thin, and shiny towers. Their size can vary, from the 3 inch tall desktop models, to the 7 feet tall garage models, to the 200 ft tall Lightning Lab models. I need to explain over couple of posts because there isn't enough space to contain all the awesomeness I am about to explain.

I love Tesla Coils. The longer, taller, and wider they are, the better. The more powerful the Tesla Coil, the better. I love that white stuff coming from that top. The more of it, the better.

I need a constant stream of water on my secondary coil when shining it. I need to put one coat of polyurethane on it, sand it down in the water, poly it again, and sand it down, about 10 times for a nice shine. It gets pretty cold outside so I just take it into the shower with me.

by Fractal-Pterodactyl December 27, 2011

Tesla

This name is a name that only God could really give any meaning to............

Thats fucking Tesla.........

by Lol Brown March 5, 2019

Tesla

The absolute inventor god of the urban world. Without Tesla, urban dictionary would have DIED.He is such a genius.🤭🎮📱💻🖥

Tesla, you are SUCH A GENIUS!

by Eren Yeeter December 1, 2020

Teslad

Instead of driving, their Tesla drove them to the destination .

Did you drive here? No I Teslad Teslaed here today so I wouldn’t have to drive .

by fastFijian March 20, 2019