Televison

The Thing People Hate The Most When The Use It Most

Billy: TELEVISON IS DESTROYING AMERICA

america: i hate you

by im4r3al September 28, 2015

teleigh

Teleigh is a happy yet depressed girl who has many troubles and is still happy if she tells that to you you know she is a true friend she is intelligent and beautiful beyond compare and she never gives be ready for some good vibes she is one

Girl wow she seems so happy even though she clearly just had a hard time she's a Teleigh.

by Suppersoftball50 June 16, 2017

Telepituary

A synthesized form of the words "television," "epitaph," and "obituary,"; a visual prompt containing information about deceased person(s), usually displayed on a T.V. or similar device.

The telepituary displayed a photograph of John McCain, accompanied by his birth and death date in addition to general information about his life.

by ReverendMetcalf October 11, 2018

Television Skies

The best band ever.

have you heard One For The Road by Television Skies yet?

by Sponsored by Monster™ September 13, 2020

Movie edited for television

Lame, Stupid, Waste of good films. Major 'pet peeve' amongst many people throughout the known world.

"I'm tired of these mother-loving snakes on this mother-loving plane!!!!" - Movie edited for television

see also Censorship

by Nephilimaura February 4, 2010

Telecig

When two friends call eachother for the sole purpose of having a cigarette because they have nothing better to do besdies talk and smoke. The conversation usually only lasts as long as the cigarette does. If the converstion goes any longer, more cigs are needed.

Telecigs usually produce nonversation

*Telecigs are usually started with a text message saying "telecig in 5?"

Whitemeat- "You wanna go for a telecig quick?"

Stash Nasty- "Yeah, I got nothing better to do...wanna prank call wal-mart"

Whitemeat - "Fa sho"

by Stash Nasty April 24, 2009

illhas teezi

Arabic for lick my ass when saying it to a guy or if you want to say it to a girl then you would say illhasi Teezi

Girl: Lets get some ice cream
Guy: You Don't need ice cream
Girl: Illhas Teezi ya {khara}

by Rolls A Lot May 5, 2005