actual suicidal tendencies

not the band

I have actual suicidal tendencies.

by sqreemwithme May 2, 2018

bitch-like-tendencies (BLT's)

Used to describe men that act in ways similar to over emotional, unstable women. Examples include:

1. Keeping up drama in personal relationships
2. Becoming easily offended
3. Hyper-sensitivity to criticism
4. Excessive tears in otherwise normal situations

The more Kesha hung around this dude, the more she began to notice that he had some real bitch-like-tendencies (BLT's). He was more drama-filled than her regular chicken headed crew.

by Anonymuse April 7, 2008

tender roof

The result of eating or drinking something very hot causing the top of your mouth (roof) to become raw.

Damn that pizza was good. It was too hot though because it gave me tender roof.

by riabrea July 15, 2009

tender voicebox

in the act of violently shoving ones penis down a female, (or male's) throat till it reaches the voice box causing him, or her major physical and/or emotional damage, to one's voicebox.

Yo man I heard Mason gave Betsy a "tender voicebox"
Yeah man, she couldn't speak for a week.

by supakins August 20, 2010

Tender Nugget

A person that has yet to experience the world, a person that is sheltered. In addition this person is usually unaware of their own tender nuggetness.

Jamie is such a tender nugget. He doesn't even know what a va-jay-jay is!

by thecoolkid28 April 6, 2011

tenderpreneur

A person who makes money by lobbying between powerful politicians or bureaucrats and greedy contractors.

A number of smart tenderpreneurs have made immense wealth from the major contracts issued by the government.

by Viswaprabha September 21, 2019

Tenderly

Tenderly is a type of girl u would love to meet she loves to have fun but can be a bit rude sometimes she’s super smart and creative she’s soooo good drawing u can’t compete with her everybody knows tenderly everyone wants to be her friend if u meet a tenderly bet you she would know all the teachers in the school

Did u know Michael has a crush on tenderly

Everybody knows tenderly

Bet u every teacher in this school knows tenderly

by Tenderly December 31, 2019