tea bagging

the subtle art of slamming someone in the face with your sweaty sack so that it makes splashing noises

grant . . . your missus has balls the size of watermelons . . . they must leave bruises round the eyes for sure

by paul August 3, 2004

Tea Bagged

A term used by CB'ers when another signal so solidly over powers the conversation already at hand so that the original conversation cannot be heard at all thus repesenting a virtual full cock in the mouth. Usually a funny thing is said or a slam.

What CB'er 1 said ... "and so I was walking the dog and when I came back home my wife was setting out key lime pie, and it was really good."

What CB'er 2 heard - ... "and so I was walking my dog and came back home and my wife was" 'GIVING ME A BLOW JOB' "and it was really good."

Thus producing the reply from CB'er 2 "Dude! You just got Tea Bagged!"
Followed by the Tea Bagger and everyone else on the channel laughing.

by LayItOnYou July 20, 2008

tea bagging

to position ones sack on another ones fore head and letting the shlong drape between the eyes.

i thought i was turning in to an elepahnt, then realised it was a penis, i was being tea bagged

by Bob Denne January 27, 2004

tea bagged

when hurdling, one may hit their nuts on the hurdle, causing immense pain

aaww, dude, i teabagged that last hurdle

by Liiansa May 16, 2005

tea bag

To Dunk on someone in basket ball forcing the defender to absorb alot of contact with the dunkers nuts

Did you see Vince Carter Tea Bag Andei Kerileino on the USA Game??

by AdrienG1 April 4, 2007

tea bag

when u shove ur balls down somebodys mouth unexpectingly and u move them in and out and woosh them around

bobby didnt expect me to tea bag him that morning when he woke up.

by jaybrit1 June 14, 2008

tea bagging

to dip your balls into a persons mouth while they lay on their back with hot water in their mouth.

I did some tea bagging with Melanie last night but stopped when the water got cold.

by Big Al June 25, 2004