TARDIS Fail-Class. Going through all of time and space failing. Used when someone fails spectacularly or does something particularly stupid.
by MostCommonLastName February 26, 2010

That Tardy Mcfuck Bag trynna flex his nuts when I asked for 3 sauces. Cool out and put yo rubber helmet back on bro.
by Pigknucks August 11, 2020

The state of being slow,usually noticing things everyone else knows already or being the last one to get a joke.Not exactly retardation,just slow thinking.
John started laughing out of nowhere,i asked him what was wrong and he said i finally got that family guy joke from last year,total mental re-tardy.
by Davion Williams April 11, 2009

by utardi April 20, 2018

A pussy that on first sight looks snug as fuck from the outside but inside you can hear the echo of your own echoes echo big cunt wizards sleeve
:Bro I was trying to fist that bird last night
:how did it go ?
:as soon as I got my fist all the way in some fucker bumped it n stole my Rolex that bitch's pussy is a TARDIS FANNY
:how did it go ?
:as soon as I got my fist all the way in some fucker bumped it n stole my Rolex that bitch's pussy is a TARDIS FANNY
by Mauf56 May 10, 2020

by Jan Karlo December 8, 2022

This applies to people who are constantly late. Generally people in their teen years as they have not completely come to appreciate punctualality as a sign of adulthood.
"Hey! We will never make it to anything on time if you don't stop acting like a bunch of Tardy Tards!"
by Noremac1981 December 29, 2020
