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tainted buritto

you fuck a girl in the ass and shortly after she forgets that you had anal sex and sucks your dick
by rhett mullinski March 27, 2004
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tinted

Another way of describing your level of intoxication. (mainly describing high levels of intoxications)
"Yo I'm fucking tinted right now. Give me another beer."
by StealsyourstereO January 2, 2006
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tafted

to taft; to outdo, best, or somehow surpass (particularly in a hilarious way); to perform a superlative act of one-upmanship.

NB: Tafting often happens in threes, since Taft was the only President to have served in all three branches of government. To taft is also used only to describe substantial or hyperbolic events, since Taft himself was famously obese.
She took my money, she took my dog, and now she's dating my sister! I've been Tafted.
by goobermandis August 21, 2010
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Tainted Vagina-TG

When a otherwise perfectly good piece of Strawberry shortcake gets ruined by a dirty motherfucker. Idealy the dirtiest asshole you know.

Also can refer to Any assortment of STD's gained by a filthy partner in a situation where a moment of weakness took the forefront of the girl. Mental lapse, Ignorance, Menopause, blatant stupidly, period, Desperate, Bipolar, pathological Etc..

Does not necessarily refer to STD's directly but can correlate.

TG/Abbreviation
As you see your poon just got contaminated
Skyyjohn: I knew a fine girl and I really liked this girl good fine looking babe but, she fucked this dirty guy this real dirty guy; now what am I supposed to do I aint hitting that now it's ruined what do you call that?

"They should really make a name for that"

Ex1.0:I just heard that fine girl in class had sex with a fucking Hobo when she got wasted and lost in the streets. "What the fuck am I supposed to do now I was all over that!..." "SHIT!!

Ex1.2:When you meet a beautiful Good girl and you narrowly miss her and she ends up having sex with the dirty motherfucker that you hate The relationship goes nowhere and you can finally get on that but, now...would you?

TAINTED VAGINA-TG
You really wanted that....
by VEHEMENTBLACK October 13, 2011
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All tatted up

adj To be covered in tattos, usually applied to young people, especially young mothers who are covered nearly head to toe in ink.
It's not uncommon to see hordes of unnatractive people at Six Flags who are all tatted up.

Joe: Dude, check out that chick over there!
Bob: What, the one that's all tatted up?
by A.T.M January 17, 2008
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tinted window

a guy fucks a girl doggy style in front of a window then pulls out and lets his friend take over without the girl knowing then the original guy sneaks out and walks by the open window and waves at the girl
"you should've seen the look on that girl's face when we tinted windowed her!"
by The Lube Dogg July 30, 2003
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tanked up can hole

when your ass is on fire, after the screamin mimi's & all you have is cheap ass wipe, to clean up the mess.
"can you pass the vasoline, I got a tanked up can hole!"
by C Dub & C Luv March 17, 2008
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