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Tallahassee Pirate Patch

When after anal intercourse, you take the scat and cover your partners eyelid with it, then drag the penis across the forehead leaving a line, like the string holding up the patch.
Hey dude you want me to give you a Tallahassee pirate patch ?
by Bigbdub May 17, 2010
mugGet the Tallahassee Pirate Patchmug.

Tallahassee log flume

Urination between a female's breasts, followed by defecation (preferably in log form), which creates a log flume effect.
Last night, Nels gave that bitch a Tallahassee log flume that floated all the way down to her umbilicus.
by Pat2 October 2, 2007
mugGet the Tallahassee log flumemug.

Tallahassee Hat Trick

To score with a young chick, an old chick, and a Cuban chick all in the same day. Named for the 3 most prominent populations in Florida.
I had sex with a widow this morning, and her daughter this afternoon. all I need is a Cuban and I have myself a Tallahassee Hat Trick.
by jbm321 March 22, 2012
mugGet the Tallahassee Hat Trickmug.

Tallahassee Trout Fisherman

A sex act wherein while having intercourse from behind, the guy reaches forward and uses his index finger to "hook" the girl in mouth.

In many cases, this causes the girl to squirm and flop much like a fish out of water.
I don't like to wake up early to go fishing. So, last night I gave my girlfriend a Tallahassee Trout Fisherman instead.
by MikeandJohn February 20, 2011
mugGet the Tallahassee Trout Fishermanmug.

tallahassee war chief

the act of freezing a large piece of feces, spray painting it red and using it to perform sex acts on the family pet of a neighbor
"Boy, the Shermans got the tallahassee war chief really bad on their dog this weekend."
by Greg T. T. January 8, 2008
mugGet the tallahassee war chiefmug.

Tallahassee Soft Serve

an intimate act between two or more people; participant with loose stool squats over the mouth of second participant, who is laying perpendicular to the ground, and begins to evacuate into the open mouth of second participant while continually extending legs and subsequently contracting them resulting in the loose stool taking the shape of soft serve ice cream in a bowl. It is customary for all participants to take turns eating said stool. To date, there is not protocol regarding silverware
After having dinner together, Toferus was excited about the potential of finding some corn in Jake's Tallahassee Soft Serve later that evening.
by Bingo Jones December 27, 2008
mugGet the Tallahassee Soft Servemug.

Tallahassee Water-Slide

First, you will need to find two lesbians that are willing to be filmed while in the act. Next, tell the girls that it is ok for them to get started without you while you "get your camera set up." Leave the room, get naked and come back with the camera. While one girl is eating the other out, shit on the girl's chest who is receiving. Quickly turn around and piss on the same girl's chest. Your river of urine will carry your shit directly into the mouth of the unsuspecting rug muncher.
I'm goin to the gay bar, gotta get some dikes to set up a Tallahassee Water-Slide.
by aoighlkd April 3, 2009
mugGet the Tallahassee Water-Slidemug.

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