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Dirty Talan

A Dirty Talan is when your partner peals away the skin on your balls and gives you a blowjob/ handjob with it before rubbing it on their face.
Dude, Emma gave me a Dirty Talan last month. She had me in the hospital for 3 weeks, bro.
by hi_i_am_elmo November 17, 2020
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Talamo

(Talamos Kevinius) The first documented sub-species of Homo Erectus that can fully communicate with regular humans. Apart from the disposition to exhibit Tourette Syndrome-like characterizations, an average talamo will be complacent unless provoked. If you are walking in the woods, do not bring any Comcast electricians or Chinese people with you, as this greatly angers the talamo. The average talamo doesn't eat much, but all of your Jack Daniels stock should be securely fastened to a tree branch at least 12 feet above the ground. If you are confronted with an enraged talamo or a mother talamo with cubs, there are many methods you may employ to escape with little to no harm. Some Jack Daniels thrown in the opposite direction could give you ample time to run away. Simple magic tricks, loud fireworks, discussing Verizon FIOS, or asking embarrassing, misleading questions could leave the talamo in a state of stupor for long enough to get away.
"I ran into a talamo the other week in the woods. He was wearing a brown Chap's Demin sweatshirt."
by Talamo's Fan February 6, 2008
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Talala has the same definition as penis.
Gunther says "please touch my talala".
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Talan

Talan is the most bad ass mother fucker in the world he is usually tall with curly blond hair And is good at football and basketball and will fuck your mom and kick your ass if you talk shit
Yo holy shit that’s Talan he kicked my ass in the parking lot I’m not gonna fuck with him
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Talar

A beautiful, sweet armenian girl whose cooler than ice (?)
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talah

Talah is a really beautiful girl.If you find a Talah you will be lucky to have her.She's funny and caring.People will be jealous of you if you have a girl named Talah.Talah is the best person in the history of people.Thats why you should find a Talah.
Talah is really funny and beautiful
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