A Dirty Talan is when your partner peals away the skin on your balls and gives you a blowjob/ handjob with it before rubbing it on their face.
by hi_i_am_elmo November 17, 2020
Get the Dirty Talan mug.(Talamos Kevinius) The first documented sub-species of Homo Erectus that can fully communicate with regular humans. Apart from the disposition to exhibit Tourette Syndrome-like characterizations, an average talamo will be complacent unless provoked. If you are walking in the woods, do not bring any Comcast electricians or Chinese people with you, as this greatly angers the talamo. The average talamo doesn't eat much, but all of your Jack Daniels stock should be securely fastened to a tree branch at least 12 feet above the ground. If you are confronted with an enraged talamo or a mother talamo with cubs, there are many methods you may employ to escape with little to no harm. Some Jack Daniels thrown in the opposite direction could give you ample time to run away. Simple magic tricks, loud fireworks, discussing Verizon FIOS, or asking embarrassing, misleading questions could leave the talamo in a state of stupor for long enough to get away.
by Talamo's Fan February 6, 2008
Get the Talamo mug.let's order some chinese takeaway.
by UnlikeJason November 25, 2007
Get the takeaway mug.by Gunther Talala December 15, 2008
Get the talala mug.Talan is the most bad ass mother fucker in the world he is usually tall with curly blond hair And is good at football and basketball and will fuck your mom and kick your ass if you talk shit
by The big cock 69420123456 October 22, 2019
Get the Talan mug.by jackpot January 9, 2005
Get the Talar mug.Talah is a really beautiful girl.If you find a Talah you will be lucky to have her.She's funny and caring.People will be jealous of you if you have a girl named Talah.Talah is the best person in the history of people.Thats why you should find a Talah.
by Basketball__101 July 12, 2017
Get the talah mug.