Taffy Fun

History Teacher

Taffy Fun gave us history homework today.
or

Taffy Fun picked up my pencil in class.

by Taffy Fun May 27, 2009

Laffy taffy

When he never got circumcised so his dick just gotta a lotta Forskin

Ew I’m not gonna suck your dick, you got a laffy taffy

by Eatdatpussyup555 December 9, 2019

laughy taffy

when a nonce attracts a child to the park with the promises of candy

my uncle laughy taffied a child
laughy taffy - when a nonce attracts a child to the park with the promises of candy

by allahin November 3, 2020

Tommy Taffy

A pedophile who does their thing under the threat of extreme violence to the recipient or their parents, while appearing friendly and normal to others.

My childhood best friend had an abusive father and a brother that was a Tommy Taffy. Her whole family was messed up.

by kolya from burger king May 16, 2022

taffy bracket

A very loose boundary. A limit that can be stretched like taffy. Usually used to describe financial ambiguity.

Well, since I'm making some where between zero and nothing, my income is kind of on a taffy bracket right now.

by java monster February 24, 2008

Laffy taffy

This is one of the newest and one of the most stupid slang terms to describe a girl's ass.

As described in D4L song, Laffy Taffy:
"Girl shake that laffy taffy."

by Ebonicronicals December 28, 2005

pulling taffy

the act of masturbating while skipping school.

James was late for school, because he was pulling taffy.

by B-I-G--B-O-Y January 13, 2009