tafford

medieval slang word for "moron", "idiot", and so on. was used in the high Middle Ages.

Medieval Guard A: "we should put a guard on the outside of the palace to prevent thieves from stealing things from it."

Medieval Guard B: "why would we want to put guards on the outside, when what we care about is on the inside??"

Medieval Guard A: "so we can prevent them from coming on the inside, you tafford."

by seven_eleven February 8, 2010

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taffard

Derived from taffaard (Take A Flying Fuck At A Rolling Donut)

1)An imperative insult
2)One who is a total dickhead/wanker/fuckup (stupid & idiotic doofus)

1): guy A) Fuck off!
guy B) TAFFARD!

2) guy A pushes guy B into mud, LOLs and then guy A trips over his own shoelaces

by AxTng1 February 2, 2004

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taffe

An acronym derived from a toast or a cheer frequently given originaly by Frank Sinatra meaning To Absent Friends, Fuck Em. Taffe is currently being used as a toast, cheer and in some cases as a way to finish off a written letter replacing "Yours truley" or "Sincerly" or any other phrases.

Wow!! Look at everybody here. Let's raise our drinks in a toast to all our friends that aren't here tonight. "Taffe!!!"

by Craig Swoboda September 18, 2005

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Taffymouthing

V. Someone who slurs their words to the point of no return.

Warning signs of Taffymouthing can also include, but is not limited to dirty teeth, poor dental hygiene, and bad breath.

Often times people who taffymouth may not come from the most literate backgrounds, and they also may not understand they are taffymouthing.

Its so hard to understand Suzie and her Taffymouth.
I'm tired of everyone Taffymouthing

Daryl says " Hey Jon, do you think daldar maltyara supearrte?"

Jon says "Damn it Daryl, all I heard was "Do you think" and a bunch of Taffymouthing!"

by hoss085 February 4, 2010

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Taffer

Funnily enough, whilst "taffer" itself isn't quite a real word, "taff" is used as an informal word in Bulgarian, and means "pilfer" or "filch". One source comes from a translated version of "A Crime Wave at Blandings", published in 1997; the first Thief game, that "taffer" is attributed to, came out at 1998. Make of that what you will.

The following examples are all directly sourced from novels published in Bulgarian, translated back into English.

"... You've taffed my girl!" from "Feet of Clay", P.G. Wodehouse, 1997 translation
"That's why I taffed a car..." from "A Portrait in Death", Nora Roberts, 2003 translation
"... He'd try and taff it." from "Papillon", Henri Charrière, 2010 translation

We can extrapolate that a taffer, back in English, is one who "taffs".

by Bulgarian Commando September 16, 2020

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