Twig and Berries

Another funny name for a mans junk

After getting smacked in the twig and berries, I cried my eyes out

by _Cheezpuff$_ May 12, 2015

Shit Twigs

Dried shit encrusted around the pubic hair of an obese women. This is caused by her being unable to wipe her ass conventionally due to being unable to reach around the buttock. Hence she is forced to go between her legs and wipe forward, bring shit into the pubic hair that later dries.

Did you see the shit twigs that the fat chick had?

by A-ROD January 12, 2005

twig-talk

When girls talk shite about boys.

“Damn, the girls twig-talk about me!”

by catrec October 17, 2017

twig boi

A person, often male, who is overly skinny and is an absolute fuckboi

Hey Aiden stop being such a twig boi!

by Prisoner #2471 May 8, 2016

Twig and Joe

The perfect newsboy gay lovers <3
They share hats, dance, sing songs, and mouth the word “gay” to each other 27 times a day.

Twig and Joe:
“Twig????”
“Joe???”
“GAY!!!”

by Teethlobe August 18, 2022

twig off

To masturbate by rubbing or penetrating the vagina. The female version of jerk off.

"Jane likes to twig off two or three times a day." "Last night, her boyfriend twigged her off in the car."

by megzany July 3, 2015

skeeter twig

Is a small dick on a grown man, really small as the size of a Vienna sausage or smaller, also could be a stub.

1.Girls won't have sex with Chuck cause once they see his skeeter twig they get turned off and leave.

2.Ty's boyfriend has a skeeter twig, he told me that he might break up with him.

by JBOXED March 19, 2009