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Twank

A. A turnt up white girl on crack

B. Down right dirty skank
My friend was acting like such a Twank last night, I had to leave her at the party.
by TOO much time on our hands December 17, 2021
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[Twank]

OG1"I never seen him outside in his life"
OG2"Yea that Twank has no life"
by yaccee January 5, 2009
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Twank

Greg: Holly molly! Since when does James have such a gyatt?
Robert: He's been working out for a while so he's a total twank..!
by Myrtoto June 6, 2025
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Twanking

When one does entwine one's toes with an others toes and feels sexual pleasures...good cheeky pleasures.
ohh I just had a twank.
I went to see him and we had a good old twank.
I thought I was into him but then I opened the bathroom door and I saw him twanking...
by SourDawg November 25, 2021
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twank

A tactical wank. Usually used 20-40 minutes before a shag to improve performance. It can also be used before a big night out, just to chill you out.
"Mate, left the twank too late. Couldn't get it up."

or...

"Look babe, am I going to get a shag out of tonight? I'm literally on the brink of a twank, but if you're not game I'm wasting my time."
by Ishan Kamdar May 10, 2010
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Twank

Twank a fairly new word coming into existence with many uses.

Twank is defined in these ways
1.Twank can be be exclaimed in a way like twannnkk! with a southern accent.
2.Twank is also an insult.
3.Twank can also be used as a subsitute for the words fuck, pwn, rape.

4.Lastly also can be used as an object like for pussy
anytime twank is said it can be said differently
twank, twaaaaannnnnk, twaink, twa-anke, etc. the versatility of such a word with allow a long lifespan of such a word
1. Twwwannnkk!!!
2. Your such a fucking twank
3.Get twanked. or, I twanked her.
4. I put it right in her twank.
by Jelly and Jeffy 2 December 5, 2010
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Twank

A person who often uses positive stereotypes to describe people of diverse races.
What a lovely twank he was at the dinner party!
All the guests felt very included.
by The_Twankinator August 24, 2017
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