TJ

A man or child who one is purely salty
Omg your so TJ
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Tj is an asshole to must but an extremely amazing guy to his girl. He thinks he is goofy looking but in reality he is cute in his own way. He doesn’t normally give second chances so if you get one don’t take it for granted. He can make you smile even when you wanna scream and can make you laugh no matter what your going through. If you ever meet a Tj and your not ready for a relationship then you may wanna run because they will have you stuck with them on your mind at all times. Tj is a great guy for if you are trying to move on from an ex but only get involved if you truly want to move on because if not you will be trying to pick between two guys. Be careful when it comes to Tj because there personality and smile is addictive. Also they are good in bed so that’s a plus. Tj is an all around a good guy.
If you ever get with a guy name Tj don’t leave them.
by Anonymous 1115, August 27, 2019
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A short kid,that thinks he is the shit. Also stupid and homosexual
That kid is a TJ
by TJ8383 October 23, 2017
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Tj

You're cute
You're funny
You're adorable
You're sweet
You're amazing
You're weird
You're lovable
You're everything I could ever want
You're mine
by xbrennaalyse January 08, 2012
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Note: TJ (capitalized) not tj (not capitalized)

Earliest historians figure that TJ means:
Tubular
Jugular

The exact meaning of TJ is not known except that it was the name of the ancient greek god of "Always listening to his iPod and occasionally zapping mortals with his unbearably good looks".

A "TJ" sort of person usually has ridiculously good hair and a natural ability to air guitar.
A "Not-TJ" sort of person usually finds themselves walking into walls and taking long stoner drives before realizing their car isn't moving whatsoever and is still parked in the driveway.

To "Pull a TJ" means to perform a feat of unsurpassable awesomeness.
Example:
Dumb Girl - "Hey is that TJ over there? He looks like a pirate."
Smart Girl - "No, that's a TJ-wanna-be. TJ is over there."
Dumb Girl - "Where? Behind that glorious beautiful shining light of pure awesomeness?"
Smart girl - "No, that light is the sun shining off of his perfectly-maintained long flowing hair."

Example 2
Chuck Norris - "Did you see what I just did?"
Mortal - "Are you talking to me?"
Chuck Norris - "I was surrounded by 200 killer robots with death rays and I managed to pull a TJ"
Mortal - "... please don't kill me."
Chuck Norris - "I guess I won't have to deal with those robots anymore.
by Renegade65 July 16, 2009
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a hilarious and charming guy, who is also the biggest jerk you know, he is cute, athletic, and has an amazing flirtatious personality, and even if his package is a little undersized he still makes up for it big time
He's so TJ, I wanna go out with him!
by annierain February 21, 2010
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or tone job which refers to a flabby muscle that requires excercise and toning
Hey Richey your arms are getting flabby they could use a tj.
by richness239 January 04, 2010
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