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He's that one guy where at first you thought he was a boring nobody but once you get to know him, he's pretty alright. Lots of things to uncover about him.
Yo is Thông coming over, i heard the guy is pretty dope 😎
Thông by anyone but thong November 21, 2021

thong swallower 

An ass so big and/or round, from behind it isn't apparent that they are wearing a thong at all.
-"Wow, that girl's got serious booty."
-"I know, it must be a thong swallower."

Thong string 

A male underling who trys way too hard to please the female boss
If the boss stops quick, his nose will be way up her ass--the guy's a total thong string.
Thong string by Dr. Foo April 26, 2008

Thong Bonus 

When a waitress receives a greater tip because her thong is showing out the top of her pants.

In related circumstances, it can actually work in reverse and punish those who shouldn't be in a thong.
Al: “I just gave the waitress a $7 tip off a $10 bill, even though it took forever.”

Ricky: “Why?”

Al: “Because I could see she was wearing a pink G-string and I saw it heading down the crack of her tight ass when she bent over…had to give her the thong bonus.”

Ricky: “Totally.”
Thong Bonus by Louisiana Gold March 9, 2009

thong job 

When one cannot wait to have sex and just pulls aside the girls thong instead of taking it off, then fucks like rabid bunnies.
After kissing the beautiful blond I met on the beach, she was so hot she just pulled up her skirt and I gave her a thong job.
thong job by Lee June 15, 2004

Thong Bombed 

This happens when a woman you don't want to, bends over in front of you showing you her nasty thong.
Man, that nasty Ho just Thong Bombed me.
Thong Bombed by Kindlysinful69 November 30, 2014