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Bashu Therapy

A kind of therapy invented in ancient times by Indian men which involves brushing elephant semen over a white man's face and tickling his no-no spot while chanting his name in a seductive manner.
Guy 1: "Hey, what are you doing tonight? Wanna hang out?"
Guy 2: "What? Hell no! I gotta head to Abdul's house to rock some nice Bashu Therapy!"
Guy 1: "Damn you, faggot."
by theredcup September 8, 2019
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Facebook Therapy

When a person uses their Facebook status to vent their frustrations. This is similar to a therapy session with a Psychiatrist.
Ex. Nicole: I can’t believe he slept with my cousin!

Ex. Tony: I sometimes feel like my world is crashing down.

^Facebook Therapy
by J Win July 6, 2009
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Urine Therapy

Peeing on a chick's Face for amusement
R. Kelly dished out some impressive Urine Therapy on that video
by William2569 March 13, 2008
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massage therapy

A euphemism for the sex services provided at a rub and tug massage parlour. Often used to deceive people who are not in the know, like your stupid fat bitchy boss.
Sorry, Boss, I'd love to come to that meeting but I gotta leave work early for a massage therapy appointment.
by Cunty Joe September 24, 2016
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Buddy Therapy

A term that simply recognizes the therapeutic value of having friends.
I’ve got a 12 noon Buddy Therapy appointment today, my friends and I are meeting for lunch!
by Dr Bunnygirl July 5, 2020
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Jerry Springer therapy

The act of watching the Jerry Springer (or other funny, yet tragic) show to feel better about yourself.
Buddy: Why do you look so happy, you have a sausage gut and you just found out your girlfriend was cheating on you with all your friends.

Guy: At least I was smart enough to use a jimmy-hat and dumped her ass before she got preggo with a bastard child. And, things could be worse. I could be stuck in a love triangle with a gay midget and a tranny Hulk Hogan lookalike.

Buddy: Somebody's been getting his Jerry Springer therapy...

Guy: Works wonders...
by Chonch Monkey January 8, 2011
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projectile therapy

To relieve stress, assuage grief, blow off steam, etc. by means of archery or gunfire, usually at a target, but sometimes in the form of hunting.
I was so pissed at my boss I had to go to the range for some full-auto, brass rainbow projectile therapy.
by jholler December 24, 2008
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