clocktower therapy

To deal with frustration by going on a shooting spree. Used as a way of describing a very high level of frustration.

"I'm so glad I can take a couple of weeks off or I'd be ready for some clocktower therapy."

by Andrew July 2, 2004

Projectile Therapy

To relieve stress, assuage grief, blow off steam, etc. by means of archery or gunfire, usually at a target, but sometimes in the form of hunting.

I was so pissed at my boss I had to go to the range for some full-auto, brass rainbow projectile therapy.

by Jeremy Holler April 30, 2007

Gym Therapy

The act of calming down by going to the gym and getting huge.

Ben: I wanna do some backflips, I wanna go ran a marathon.

Chris: You need some gym therapy.

by dreadman11 June 10, 2011

Percussion Therapy

Time spent unwinding or otherwise blowing off stress and steam at a shooting range.

What a horrible day; good thing I already had a percussion therapy session planned for this evening.

by SgtBoom March 3, 2011

joystick therapy

A euphemism for masturbation.

Hey, man, my girlfriend's on a trip, so I'm gonna go study up on joystick therapy.

by Scrubl0rdXD November 12, 2015

Bible Therapy

A more crude and barbaric method of removing a ganglion cyst (generally on the wrist) by smashing it with a bible or other large, heavy book. It has been looked upon as one of the more effective methods because they normally do not come back afterward and is more friendly and cost efficient than surgical removal.

I had the doctor remove the ganglion cyst i had with a needle and it came back, so i asked Bob to give me Bible Therapy, and it was gone for good.

by Dantezeal September 29, 2010

hotel therapy

When a married couple can barely keep it together so they book a hotel every weekend to get away from their kid and just bang.

“They hired another babysitter”
“Yeah i heard there trying out hotel therapy”

by ilymilo November 3, 2019