therapist doctor

a friend who helps with your worries and problem who refers to them self as a “therapist doctor thingy”

friend1: i need help
friend2: i will be your therapist doctor thingy :)

by Spamalam038372884 November 27, 2020

Therapist

A therapist is someone who charges what a highly educated lawyer would charge to listen to you talk. Nothing more, nothing less. Within 3 sessions you will be told you have a mental disorder. You will leave each session feeling worse because a therapist creates a mountain out of a molehill. They have to so you will keep going back to pay them $185 per hour. You will always be just another day at the office to them and they will sleep good at night. Biggest scam ever! Save your money!

After I cussed my therapist out in an email she informed me the therapeutic relationship was really damaged and trust could not be restored.

by maggie0285 March 7, 2021

Therapist

The only person keeping me from kermitting Suicide.

Shoutout to Lance, you're the best therapist

by UnHomo May 19, 2021

Therapist

Told you that you are spiritually bankrupt? That is a FUCKED UP THING FOR A THERAPIST TO SAY! They SHOULD NOT BE SAYING THAT TO PEOPLE.

Hym "Is spiritual bankruptcy a clinical diagnosis!? What in the fuck is THAT SHIT!? A therapist told a person... That their problem was that they weren't religious... And that drove her to Christianity. That fucking therapist should not be doing that. That piece of shit needs to have their license removed."

by Hym Iam November 23, 2024

Therapist Appreciation Day

Holiday on November 2nd that celebrates the one friend in your group that deals with everyone’s drama and shit

Yo it’s Vinny I better be extra nice to him today because it’s therapist appreciation day.

by joesphhunter69 November 2, 2019

Carl TheRapist

The Therapist named Carl. He's a bit creepy. He wants to get in your head and your pants. You can't trust him.

"that was the creepiest Carl ever."
"Yeah, that's because he's not Carl the therapist; he's Carl TheRapist!"

by Read it! July 9, 2025

chocolate therapist

Absolutely stellar ice cream flavor and/or nickname for your significant who is a POC and just so happens to be a therapist.

Ex 1: the sun is out, the birds are chirping, and i got a pint of that chocolate therapist. Life is great
Ex 2: god i can’t wait to go home and see my chocolate therapist.

by Brotha Sig September 20, 2025