Nonce

A old man, often caught fiddling with their grandchildren, and asking for proof that they’re in the bath. Some Nonce names may include: “John, Keith, Huitson” so watch out boys. Especially avoid “huey_45”

Leon: “hew grandad’s a right nonce ye kna”

by MyGrandadTouchedMe April 15, 2020

Nonce

UK slang for pedophile

My dad's a nonce cause he plays with my asshole

by BigAssNonce November 12, 2018

Nonce

Being a pedophile. it can range from speaking to little kids in s noncey way to touching them like a nonce.

“come on dad, we talked about this. You can touch little girls like that. You’re a nonce!”

by bëãńš December 19, 2019

Nonce

A person who is very good at the game "apex legends"

Jeffery is a nonce he carried our squad

by alexis mode August 29, 2022

Nonce

Adam Johnson

That Sunderland player Adam Johnson is such a nonce

by IhaveTheBestDefinitions April 16, 2020

nonce

a paedophile
or a twat.

"He a stupid fucking nonce ain't he?"

by Cannibal Pxnda November 12, 2017

Nonce

Consumer of prawn cocktail crisps

“That john’s a proper nonce y’know”

by LFC1977 February 6, 2021