Manateeing

lazing around in bed all weekend making non-articulate sounds
by allad8 August 16, 2021
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Manateed

To make something late or slow. To delay without apparent reason.
“I was manateed by 2 hours. The turnover was nonexistent.”
by Jbabs December 11, 2021
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The Big Boss AKA the Manatee

The Big Boss otherwise known as the Manatee is literally the strongest person on the planet. He can also scare anyone and is as fast as a fast car, so I'll leave the rest of it to your imagination. Also he can have you fed to bees. Nobody knows how he does it. Also hates commies.
"Hey, you don't want to mess with The Big Boss AKA the Manatee, or you'll end up fed to the bees"

"ARE YOU QUESTIONING THE MANATEE, YOU SHOULDN'T CAUSE HE'S AS FAST AS A FAST CAR"
by My Posses on Broadway February 23, 2014
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Celestial Manatee

a god-like manatee protecting Earth from space with his delicious, chocolate-flavored cum
May the Celestial Manatee bless you with riches and cummies.
by Nekmeat December 04, 2017
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Clean someone else's manatee

Basically it means stop wasting my fucking time and go bug someone else. An example would be:
Person 1: Hey, hey, hey, hey, what do you think clouds taste like? Like, like cotten candy?

Person 2: God bro don't you got to clean someone else's manatee?
by Larryisalampost July 27, 2021
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Your Manatee

The misheard version of the word humanity often heard in songs.
More money on defence fuck hospitals
Fuck human beings, fuck your manatee.
-Everybody knows shit's fucked
Stephen Paul Taylor
by Czech Matter July 27, 2020
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manatee

A manatee is what we sometimes see when observing a well-formed floating turd in the toilet that at first glance appears to be just a ball, but that after glancing sideways we become aware is long and floating in a perfectly vertical position.
I wasn't that impressed when I first looked at my shit because it felt bigger, but then was kinda pleased with the length when I looked from a different angle. Bit of a manatee!
by HoldingForth February 02, 2024
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