Ancient Astronaut Theorists

A drinking game: On the show Acient Aliens, you drink every time the narrator says "ancient astronaut theorists". If the "ancient astronaut theorist" is from DeVry University, you drink twice.

Narrator: "Ancient astronaut theorists believe that...
Host: "Drink!"

Narrator: "In 10 years, ancient astronaut theorists from DeVry University will have achieved..."
Host: "Drink twice!"

by C17H21NO October 7, 2013

[your mothers an astronaut]

'astronaut' = his mom was a spaced-out junkie/druggie so the guy or girl was born of a polluted womb, therefore being all f***ed/messed up.

Made famous, however not originated by, the movie "White Men Can't Jump."

~"If you could count you'd be an astronaut"
-"Hey Gary "your mothers an astronaut"
~"Leave my momma outta this"
-"Me sayin your mothers an astronaut is just another way of sayin' your all f***ed up"

by pablo mastroeni December 16, 2008

Mourning The Fallen Astronauts

When you can't get a full erection and you don't know why. Not quite Erectile Dysfunction, but close.

"Dude, I was about to get it on, but then I started Mourning the Fallen Astronauts."

by TheOneAndOnlyCMC December 16, 2016

Astronaut Ice Cream

Weed

Made popular by "Dark Necessities" by Red Hot Chili Peppers

"They're like ice cream for an astronaut. Well that's me looking for weed" Astronaut Ice Cream

by Kiki5472 June 10, 2016

ancient astronaut theorist

A history or science expert who suggests that extraterrestrials have played a significant role in history on earth. They opine that there are many clues found in ancient ruins and holy books to substantiate this.

Could there be alien connections in the distant past? The ancient astronaut theorist would say "Yes."

by yes juanito yes July 18, 2015

Astronaut High School

Place where all the girls inna relationship flirt with other dudes, people walk around with spikes on there neck yet we can't wear hats teachers fuck students and delusion sheep's think relationships will last. Seems totally fake right? Only thing fake is makeup, eye lashes, hair, boobs, ass, "god", lips, relationships and personalities

Astronaut High School

Where girls are desperate for attention and Validation

by Female detected, Opinion Rejec October 17, 2021

never actually sent astronauts

NASA
NEVER ACTUALLY SENT ASTRONAUTS

Everybody know that NASA means never actually sent ASTRONAUTS

by Hard Core Truth May 27, 2019