Little Teaser’s

When you order a “Hot ‘n’ Ready” (like Little Caesar’s) date from an online dating service, and they ghost you or stand you up.

All Bobo got from Little Teaser’s last night was blue balls.

by HumaneAnimal May 28, 2018

cobra teaser

someone who teases someones penis

when a man penetrates a woman with his penis but doesnt get off because she walks away.so she is concidered a cobra teaser

by muffcannon5000 September 27, 2009

teaser shit

When you have the urge to have a bowel movement, but when you go to the toilet you can’t go.

I went to the bathroom and experienced a teaser shit!

by Hitman5652 October 23, 2017

Southern Teaser

A base design in Clash of Clans in which the southern side of the base is not defended by walls, hereby enticing the attacker to attack in that region, usually to punish them.

Back in the days of 2016 CoC, I ran Southern Teasers in every war.

by CoC Blocker December 23, 2022

Zit-teaser

The pimple popper in a pimple popping video who purposely goes for the smaller, less prominent pimples first, avoiding the bigger, juicier ones, in order to build up the watcher's anticipation until later in the video.

That doc is a zit-teaser, she always goes for the small acne bumps first and makes you wait for the big, more satisfying ones until later

by AnalAl August 24, 2025

tapeworm teaser

One who engages in anal gratification, a chutney ferret, uphill gardener etc. The tapeworm teaser being one who undertakes to invade the natural home of the gut tapeworm, disturbing its previously dark, dank, and tranquil home.

Oh him, yes he is a tapeworm teaser

by anonymous October 8, 2022

Toilet Teaser

When your poo is stuck in your pipe and just isnt for budging.

I just had a while dose of toilet teaser the other day. Okay now after 3 bottles of laxative.

by mk11 October 22, 2010