Cum Teaser

Is an old native American trick used by hookers to force their johns to reach climax, more quickly. They achieve this by reaching down and squeezing the johns penis tightly with their hand while having intercourse, this simulates a much tighter vagina and enhances the experience, thus helping the john to reach climax much sooner than expected. The ole trick has been known to work well in severe cases of whiskey dick.

"Girl, I hooked up with this drunk guy last night. We were going at it for hours and I finally had to give him the Chippewa Teaser cause my pussy was to sore to keep going!”

by Inadditionto October 28, 2021

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sleep teaser

The act of sexually teasing your partner while you are sleeping.

"He's such a sleep teaser! He woke me up and then we didn't even finish."

by Zebra Cakez April 01, 2016

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tapeworm teaser

One who engages in anal gratification, a chutney ferret, uphill gardener etc. The tapeworm teaser being one who undertakes to invade the natural home of the gut tapeworm, disturbing its previously dark, dank, and tranquil home.

Oh him, yes he is a tapeworm teaser

by October 08, 2022

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