Skip to main content

t-bag

a girl who gets plastered everynight of the week at the bar she works at and sleeps with (almost) the entire bar, but thinks she's as cool as shit.
Hey, did you see t-bag last night? She was wrecked, and was all over the new dude in town!
by MM Dixie July 10, 2010
mugGet the t-bag mug.

T Bag

Shallow abbreviation of first name "Tom" or "Thomas". Comic shortening of an already short first name. "T" as in "Mr. T". This, among other now imperceptible ponderings, through transmogrification, equals the capitol "T" mixed with the logical addition of "Bag"; especially when under the influence of tequila, hence, T Bag.
"Don't come running to me for answers as to why we destroyed Mrs. Wilson's tulip garden with the delivery truck....Blame it on Mr. T Bag".
by Crazy Sven April 21, 2007
mugGet the T Bag mug.

fleshy t-bag

a slang word for a pair of testiculs
by ambrang69 November 6, 2008
mugGet the fleshy t-bag mug.

T-Bag

a group of four tight ass chicks, who errrbboooddy is jealous of. NAWMEEENNN?!?
Daannng girl, i wish were were a T-Bag!
by Brooookkeee March 11, 2008
mugGet the T-Bag mug.

tbaged

When a man's penis is worshipped by many men and women, and in an act of submission they sever their own genitalia and offer it in a ceremony where in which it is burned on an alter made of picture frames, Wheaties, Men's Health Magazines, and blue whales.
R.J. was tbaged today in Cambodia. It was a massive ceremony and the alter could be seen from Greece. The odor travelled across the pacific and made home in California. His penis is said to bring about peace and great fortune. They'll need it.
by Cuttysark711 October 20, 2012
mugGet the tbaged mug.

T Bag

T BAGGING This is when you hold your girlfriend or someone else's dirty tampon and dip it into your drink and then go bottoms up!!!!
Hey ,i dunked your T bag in my beer honey, I think you should cut down on the garlic babe.
by deathtub May 16, 2008
mugGet the T Bag mug.

t-bag

To get ridicously drunk to the poit where you use pointless pick up lines like "shhhh" or "ra ra ra dry martini"
"hey dude, you did a t-bag last night"
by edward t June 23, 2007
mugGet the t-bag mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email