Table Scout

Someone who breaks into your house eats all your foood and falls asleep on the table

"When I came home from vacation I was surprised to find a table scout"

by tablescoutboy January 13, 2009

Table nine

A group of very fugly people. It's derived from the Adam Sandler movie "The Wedding Singer".

Qoute from The Wedding Singer "Some people just weren't meant to find love. Like the fat guy over there, side burns lady, or the mutants over at table nine."

She's cute but her friends are a table nine.

by Gabe Wilson March 8, 2004

table tits

A woman's breasts that are so large that she actually rests them on the table at a restaurant to avoid back pain.

He had to push her table tits out of the way to get to the cheese dip.

by November5 September 22, 2006

ass on table

1) Forgetting something extremely important

2) Screwing up

3) Messing up

Jason: Wow I don't have my car keys..

Ernie: WDF ASS ON TABLE DUDE!

by Borntwopk December 12, 2013

Rid the table

To clean up the table after a meal.

"Susan, will you rid the table so I can wash the dishes?"

by Yoakam October 7, 2008

table lobster

A Table Lobster is what you call an albino male, that lays down on a table and spreads his ass, so other males can fuck him.

A table lobster is very similar to the Shrek is love Shrek is life video. Simply copy and paste Shrek is love Shrek is life, on to YouTube to have a better understanding.

by Table Lobster June 16, 2014

Turn the tables

Reverse the positions of adversaries. The phrases is often used when the weaker position subsequently becomes dominant.

Don't turn the tables on me, that's your fault!

by alexculli September 23, 2011