Selective Racism

The act of discriminating against selected idividuals of a certain race. To be specific, those who do not assimilate with their surrounding culture.

John: Look at Charlie Chan driving like an chink in his brand new Benz. I'll bet he's going to Parker Place

Dick: Fuck I want to bomb that place. It's just that I'm a believer in Selective Racism and might kill some cool foreign people!

by NOT A REAL RACIST May 11, 2011

Selective Lazy Eye Syndrome

A phrase used to describe when one of your eyes happens to stare at a girls chest or butt. This usually occurs without you noticing but with everyone else noticing.

Girl: Your friend is a creeper i swear he was staring at my chest all night.
Guy: LOL ill talk to him about it later today

Guy: Dude were you staring at my girls chest last night
Guy 2: Nah man i took my glance when she arrived and left but thats it
Guy: Oh dude you must have Selective Lazy Eye Syndrome

by DBUS :D January 8, 2010

Selective Jewdaism

choosing what parts of the Jewish faith fits you and practicing what you like best

He practices Selective Jewdaism, he's a shomer shabbos - doesnt drive on the shabbos but talks on the phone, doesn't use the computer but watches TV, doesn't mix meat and dairy but won't wait 3 hours for desert.

by Rabi BigK November 18, 2009

selective reading

When you have no intention of reading someone's bullshit. So you scan read and only pick out what is relevant to you.

JamsBeam: "I'm going to write a name with my right hand and I'll eat a chip with my left hand"
Me:"are you having a Ketos session Bro?"
JamsBeam:"How does your mind completely erase the word write and replace it with masturbating?"
Me:"it's called selective reading"

by GbAbE September 9, 2018

selective debt

When a person says they dont have enough money to pay bills, but go out and spend tons of money on luxury items

Tim: You're $5,000 in the hole on bills

Sarah: I know, but check out my new louis vuitton!!

Tim: You need to stop with this selective debt problem of yours...

by weorujahg January 22, 2010

selective knowledge

just like 'selective hearing', but with regards to having knowledge. Admitting or not, to having that knowledge, as one seems fit.

Linda was trained on each part of her new job. However, she forgot part B, so she claims she wasn't trained for it. She's using 'selective knowledge' to cover her ass.

by MugWumpy November 14, 2010

Selective Tagging

When somebody uploads a group picture on Facebook, and doesn't tag the people they don't like.

Dang man, I was hoping she'd tag me in the picture... she tagged all the cool people though. Guess she did some selective tagging

by psuzeppelin5 October 22, 2011