swaffeltiet

It means jiggling tits

But you really use it in a sentence like:
Han is the biggest swaffeltiet ever.

That swaffeltiet is coming hide!!

by greenpunchgirl December 14, 2014

swiffer ripper

A girl thats a ripper and you know that you should'nt be messing with her, but she cleans shit up!

Are you still messing with that swiffer ripper? Yah, but at least my house is clean!

by Acorn Jones May 5, 2007

A Shaffer Meltdown

A mental meltdown of epic proportions. Usually associated with otherwise extremely successful business managers/owners. Characterized by blaming others for self-inflicted pain caused by poor planning.

A manager shows up to work in the morning to find all his employees have quit and has to calm a pissed off client. Later that day finds he has no plan to fix his problems, and proceeds to blame the distict manager for his problems while assuming the fetal position and murmuring for his mother. This individual would be said to have experienced A Shaffer Meltdown.

by chillaxin-mo September 23, 2012

Jake Shaffer

A meanie butthole who will try to control your life and act "depressed" and has sex with fat red heads. Do not date a jake ladies or gentlemen

OMG! He is such a jake shaffer! Don't trust him.

by Lindyt33 November 16, 2018

Swiffer Wet Jet

The act of doggy style penetration from behind in either the anus or vagina of a woman or man on hard wood floors. One pulls out moments before ejaculation and points ones penis at the floor roughly below the face of the target. One then cums and pulls the hands of the person receiving coitus at the same time. Slamming there face into the ejaculate and mopping up the ejaculate with their face and hair.

Zach- "She was giving me hell about cleaning the floors in my apartment so I swiffer wet jetted her right there."

Joey-"She give you anymore lip?"

Zach- "No apparently cum and blond hair do a pretty good job..."

by GasPumpGiver October 21, 2010

saffer

commonly know in the medical marijuana industry as a word for suffer.

I saffer from back pain.

by flj27 May 1, 2011

Swaffler

Slang term used to define an individual whos actions are make it appear that they have switched (waffled) their sexual preferences. More often than not a man or woman who appears to their friends to have recently flipped their sexual preferences from heterosexual to homosexual.

"Man did you see jimbos shirt? yup pink, he's a swaffler"

"that hot chick was on bruce's dick all night and he didn't hit that? yup, hes a swaffler"

by Santacrawz December 23, 2006