superman

When riding a horse or motorcycle, hold onto the handles/horse's ears and kick your legs back to resume a horizontal pose with arms in front and legs behind. Keep this up until you hit your neck on a tree branch and become paralysed. After doing this, pretend to care for fellow cripples.

This has been mastered by Christopher Reeve, the actor who played superman in the movies.

I was supermanning on the Kawasaki but managed to duck just in time to avoid the tree.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004

Superman

Clearly Supergirl's sidekick

Superman, have you gotten ahold of that Lois Lane to be our nanny yet?

by KillerFrost June 07, 2015

superman

The worlds cheapest superhero, Anyone could make him up.

Superman never gets his ass kicked, o i crave a kryptonite bullet!

by Fusion September 30, 2003

Superman

To cum on a bitches back and put a pillow case on the cum thus giving her a cape to be superman.

Guy:Yo cunt let me superman you
Girl:Y..Yes jamal
Guy:AHHH fuck yea *cum on back*
Guy:Hold up bitch I ain't done *puts pillow case on back*
Girl:*silently cries* ar...are u done
Guy:Yea bitch...now fly lil nigga bitch

by Thizzard of OZ January 05, 2008

Superman

The greatest superhero. His only weakness, "kryptonite", doesn't really exist therefore he is invincible. It has been said that he functions regularly in society under the alias, "Mago". It goes without question that he is much cooler than batman and any other hero.

random person: "Woah! You really are Superman."

Superman: "Yes, and I'm much cooler than that pansy, batman."

by Mago7 April 22, 2011

superman

just "that guy".
always trying to do the right thing with a smile that could light the whole world and a heart big enough for all of the worlds problems, also awesome at halo and pretty much everything else there is.

thing1:i haven't smiled in forever.
thing2:call superman.

by smiling yet? March 17, 2008

Superman

An incredibly lame super hero with no personality and is much too powerful. Sure he was one of the first, but is also one of the worst (rhyme intended). Uninteresting, not the smartest, funniest, coolest, basically no falling into any of these characteristics, its no wonder there were no good Superman video games made.

Normalguy: "Is it me or is Superman, just... not that interestin'?"

ComicGeek: " Oh, its definitly not you."

by littlecBigC February 19, 2009