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Superman Slap

Verb:The act of climbing on the top part of a couch, standing up on the top, then jumping down off the couch using the falling force to increase the pain of you slapping someone.

*Note the couch in the act can and should be dragged around constantly in order to always be ready to Superman Slap someone within a few seconds.
Guy 1:"You should call your stepfather the N word."

Guy 2: "What?! Are you crazy, why would I ever do that?"

Guy 1: "Do it, you would get respect from him."

Guy 2: "He would get up on the couch and Superman Slap me if I ever did that, and if I was still breathing after, then I would gain respect from him"
by Sovietnickie October 2, 2012
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Superman pills

I'm convinced Clarke Kent was just an ordinary guy who got an adderall prescription...... and boom; superman pills
by The stoned chef August 21, 2016
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Superman

When someone has anal sex and planks on the person's backside during anal sex and raising their arms like superman.
"Last night I saved my partners life by supermaning inside of them" "Last night I supermaned the Mrs and my load almost sent me to space"
by gremlin69 December 19, 2020
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mexican superman

Mexican superman is Mexican man that mows your lawn, rakes your lard, takes your trash out, all the typical Mexican shit, etc. He is basically superman except Mexican. Surprisingly he is not poorer than regular super man despite being way shittier and way more Mexican than super man. Instead of kryptonite being his weakness Mexican Superman weakness is paying taxes.
Rafael Rivas is a Mexican Superman. I keep him down by making pay my taxes.
by PhillipD33zNutZ April 24, 2020
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blonde superman

Jason Grace aka brick/stapler
lover. Get over it, fandoms are
strange. If you don't know Jason
Grace, sit down and read Heroes
of Olympus.
by Rana Kamistar November 25, 2021
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spermaniac

a disease commonly found in exchange student after they have been bullied and force to take part in a orgy where they have to drink 5 or more gallons of man sperm so they get used to it and cant live without it, people with this disease often become very strong and muscly because of the high amounts of protein in the sperm.
damn, look at that asian boi, he got good booty and is strong as hell, he must got the spermaniac disease
by Logi Boi Iceland December 11, 2019
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Batman bin Suparman

Batman bin Suparman is a 23-year old Javanese man who has a freaking awesome name. If you don't think it's awesome, then you must be EXTREMELY delusional. Unfortunately for him, he was arrested and imprisoned in Singapore for attempt of robbery.
Jeffy: Have you heard of Batman bin Suparman?
Mario: I don't like his name.
Jeffy: ARE YOU FUCKING HIGH?!?!
by BleachedSpaghettiYT October 16, 2017
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