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Sumo

Sumo is a sport
Americans: no it’s fat people fighting
Sumo fighters: look at yourself then
by Mighty poteite December 5, 2019
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Sumo Sunrise

The sex move Sumo Sunrise is when a women gets down on all fours and has 2 guys ram into her mouth and ass at the same time while yelling "Azukari!”
Friend 1: Yo me and the homie Will just did Sumo Sunrise on my hoe ass girlfriend

Friend 2: Ouch is she ok?

Friend 1: Yeah she fine but just wait till' we do the Monacco Melter on her
by BigPeePeePooPoo January 5, 2021
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Suboxone

Suboxone is a drug prescribed to help people who want to quit shooting up heroin, or the babies who are afraid of needles and snort it, or the really big fat babies who get addicted to pills.

Suboxone can only be prescribed by DEA-certified doctors who are not allowed to treat more than 100 patients at any one time. Congress created the Suboxone program as an experiment and alternative to extant treatments for opiate addicts. Suboxone is not a drug which one should take experimentally.

Those who claim they get high from Suboxone are fooling themselves. The "real deal" is that these people so desperately want to be seen getting high so as to impress their friends that they imagine they're high so they can tell everyone they're high.

I've taken 8 mg of Suboxone daily for 2½ years after a heroin addiction I was fortunate to survive. Suboxone has never gotten me high. It does not get anyone high.

Not that I recommend it, but try shooting up actual heroin sometime and you'll very quickly realize that Suboxone does not get you high. Any high you experience from Suboxone is imaginary. Get real, people.

To summarize for those who still don't get it -- Suboxone does not get you high. It is not "cool" to acquire it because the more it's found on the street, the less likely it is that Congress will extend the suboxone program, and the more likely it is that real addicts will not get the treatment they need. If you're that selfish then you should probably look into getting a life.
A one-month supply of prescription Suboxone costs $300.
by DopeAddict June 4, 2010
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sumo

Sumo acts as a variable in the Slang English language system. At times sumo means Yes and at other times it means No. The word Sumo is created to minimize the potential awkwardness and confusion in the conversation, if you are not sure what to say, just say sumo and the other person will continue talking and then you will better know what he is trying to say. It mostly depends on how the reader wants to interpret it. It is also used to show emotions and to send a secret reconsideration.

In the following example.
Person 1: What makes you think that I lied to him? How can you even think that way? I cannot believe you...

Person 2: (He does not know what to say) Sumo dear sumo.

Person 1: I knew you didn't think that way. I am so hurt, help me. (Hugs)

The meaning of sumo depends on how the other person want to interpret it.
by coldplay_parli January 21, 2013
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sumofty

his awsomeness can only be surpassed by his coolness and funniness, obviously...ness
all the ladies flock to sumofty
by sumofty's bitch November 26, 2004
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Sumoerotic

The large size male who is considered sexy.
Im not Fat im Sumoerotic.
by Some guy on msnbc May 22, 2008
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sumo wrestling

when two obese people attempt to fornicate, but are too fat to do so.
"dude, i saw my step mom and dad sumo wrestling last night. it was nasty!'
by puunkinpiee April 29, 2016
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