Suburban kid

A kid with parents who are middle class. Contrary to popular belief, most do not attend a private school. Depending on the town they don't always go to predominantly white schools either, although some do. They aren't poor but they aren't rich. Most know the meaning of a dollar, but some don't. Just like everything in this world, they are not just one thing. They all can't be generalized as pretentious people who expect everything on a silver platter. Just because they had a good up-bringing and lived in a nice neighborhood doesn't mean they are what you think they are.

That suburban kid must be chillin.

by SSwiss420 December 7, 2011

suburban gangster

a suburban gangster, is a white, black, mexican, asian or any other member of an ethnic group that goes around acting as though they are from the ghetto using what is generally known as "black" slang, wearing typical "black" style clothing when in all actuality they are from fucking suburbia with their white picket fences and their dogs and happy families and have never in their entire life set one foot in the ghetto and never in their life WILL set foot in a ghetto.

a suburban gangster is what you will find if you go to most public schools

by dionysusbirthedalcoholics October 20, 2009

suburban thuglife

when 40 something men and their soccer mom wifes who normally are very law abiding break laws and rules, not by being gangster but by intitling themselves, and feeling like theyre above said laws and rules. this usually occurs by the sense of impowerment that comes from being middle managment, and driving a honda accord. this also seems to only happen in packs, as suburbanites are very meek when solo. alcohol also seems to directly related

bringing glass into the pool area, smoking in non smoking areas, parking in handicapped spots while they run into starbucks or the mall for 3 hours, mothers of two kids taking their tops off at john mayer concerts, driving home competely hammered from said concert, beating their wifes after a bad day at work.

bystanded witnesses a soccer mom park her minivan in the fire lane while she runs in for her venti triple double foam sextuple shot mocha creampie latte

bystander to friend: "thats suburban thuglife"

by maafaacker July 8, 2009

suburban

Something associated with being in or part of a suburb; referring the scale of delelopement between urban and rural; low density housing and commercial areas; referring to the smaller cities outside of major cities that contribute to an overall metropolitan area.

Jason and Jennifer, two siblings, live in a suburban community just outside of Boston. Their mother drives a Ford Explorer to her suburban job at a telemarketing center. She picks Jason up from soccer practice every Tuesday and Thursday afternoon. The father takes the freeway into Boston every morning to be to his office job by 9:00 AM. He leaves work at 5:00 PM and is home by 6:00 PM, just in time for supper at his suburban home, where his mother and children await his arrival.

by INXpeteR August 6, 2007

suburban mom

A basic white girl with 2-3 kids, lives in a 3-4 bedroom home that she bought when she was young, and is married to a whipped white male. She typically likes arts and crafts and has an etsy business or does real estate on the side. Surrounds herself with other moms or people that like to talk about her kids. Drives a minivan or SUV that's a "unique" color like blue or green. Eats a lot of sushi and says things like "I can't even" and "but... why?"

Did you hear Suzanna is having a tupperware party? She's such a suburban mom.

by CorbinDawg August 8, 2017

suburban

The roughest lifestyle on the planet.

Suburbanite 1: "Man, its rough living in suburban America."
Suburbanite 2: "Man, I know, going to college and all that stuff is brutal."
Suburbanite 1: "Hey, I know! Lets go to the mall and buy stuff. That'll cheer us up.
Suburbanite 2: "Sounds good. We can take my mom's Acura"

by Lollerkopter2008 December 21, 2007

Suburban Food Stamps

Crisp $20 bills that come from ATM's in the burbs. These bills are often used to buy pointless items that suburbans don't really need.

Suburban 1 - Hey man, wanna hit up a movie and get some food?

Suburban 2 - sure, just gotta hit up the ATM and get me some suburban food stamps!

by Suburbiannnnnn December 15, 2010