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Add one to the statistic

This phrase could mean one of two ways:

1. Adding one to the number of suicides in general.

2. Adding to on the number of murders in general.

You may have to be smart to understand this joke.
1. You look depressed. You look like you're about to add one to the statistic.

2. You look like you are about to go to some plaza and add one to the statistic.
by Michael VII June 4, 2018
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stupid statistic whore

a stupid whore who does whatever her friends tell her to.
that hollie marsh is such a stupid statistic whore, her best friend told her sucking dick is good and she beleived him.
by giggity85 March 20, 2010
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RDN (Rectally Derived Statistics)

RDN was voiced by Bill Maher on Real Time (5/21/10). Synonymous with PDN (see PDN - Proctologically Derived Number; previously posted to Urban Dictionary); numbers, statistics, budgets, etc. derived from and consisting solely of voluminous fecal accumulation, frequently embellished with politics.
The Catholic Church's tally of child sexual abuse cases committed by its clergy is a constipated RDN (Rectally Derived Statistics).
by hydrogeo May 22, 2010
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Sulistic

A person who isn't affected by gossips, rumours, etc. at all & continues to live as he/she does but may take any action as deemed fit in case it affects work, business,etc. either monetarily or any other way.
Girl: Hey dude, Did you heard 'male prostitute' thing being spread about you?

Boy: Only if I was an actor or a great businessman, I would have simply made a statement that 'it is false'. But I'm just a normal guy & I know I'm straight so, I just don't give a f**k & gonna live on babes!

Girl: We're team Sulistic bud. Let the world blabber.
by Meet_d_maddo August 14, 2016
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Statistication

The attempt to sound intelligent through the use of meaningless statistics that you yourself do not understand. This trait is most often observed in politicians, sportscasters and law school students.
After watching the presidential debate, I was overwhelmed by the level of statistication shown by both candidates.
by soul glow March 21, 2009
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Statistician

statistician |ˌstatiˈstiSHən|
noun

Statistician as a slang word can be positive or negative depending on the situation, or upon the use in a given situation.

1. An expert in the creation of Facebook statuses, or someone who posts statuses way to frequently and of nothing important.

2. Someone who verbalizes statistics acting to be a know-it-all, or someone who is actually very knowledgeable.
Positive uses of the above:

1. "Wow man your Facebook statuses are the best, your like a statistician or something!"

2. "I never knew you were so smart dude, what are you a statistician or something?!

Negative uses of the above:

1. "What are you some kind of statistician, what's with all your Facebook posts?!"

2. "All right I get the picture, what are you a f*cking statistician?!"
by withinthecube February 1, 2013
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solistice

To be a solistice: a person who is lonely, but whom everybody loves. He is kind of turned into himself, not letting others in
He has been a solistice for his whole life, so nobody knew him well. Everyone loved him though.
by UndeadPhoenix July 17, 2009
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