Quit on the stool

To quit in a bitch like fashion due to low levels of testosterone and not having the ability to hack it.
First displayed by Jamie Yager in The Ultimate Fighter: Team Liddell vs. Team Ortiz, when he was brutalized by Josh Bryant. and refused to get up off the stool to fight in the deciding round.

He Quit on the stool.
by Wedged_in June 20, 2010
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rope and stool

Rope and Stool is an ambiguous term for committing suicide by hanging, typically used in context of being a game.
Person 1: Man... something devastating just happened to me.
Person 2: It will be okay man, just don't go and play rope and stool, it will get better.
Person 1: Thanks dude, that helped a lot.
by PacketReceived August 22, 2017
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munch stool

"This sexual position works best on a bar stool or countertop. The woman presses her partner's face into her vagina as the male reaches under her thigh for additional stimulus to her vagina."
Let's munch stool, baby.
by Kyle Gordon September 25, 2004
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stool slap

the action of eating your own shit, then licking someone
OMG Rebecca just came in from outside and stool slapped the shit out of me!
by kemlebder March 31, 2020
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Beef Stool

1. A sensible name for a new addition to your family

2. A cute name for a new pet
Me: Hey sis, that's a beautiful kitten you have there, what's his name?

Sister: Beef Stool

Me: that's such a cute name

Sister: Thanks
by Gaz_Coleman June 11, 2012
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stool eater

A slut who's vagina is so loose and flappy that when she sits on a bar stool her pussy devours it like a starved ethiopian.
Dude why is she sitting on the floor...shes not. shes a stool eater, her pussy just ate the bar stool!
by Collin Danaher March 29, 2006
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STOOL SPANGLER

A device used to brighten up a rather boring poo with glitter. (also known as a Glitter Shitter)
"My god jeff, look at that gift that the neighbours dog has left on our lawn".... "Dont you worry my dear, ill go get my stool spangler".
by The Colster August 17, 2006
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