stones

1. Testicles
2. Small rocks
3. English pennies (100th of a pound). Can also represent an American cent.

1. "Wanker, you kicked me in my stones"
2. "Wow check out these stones, let's go stone me a pedo"
3. "Mate, can I chafe 50 stones"

by Slim Jim 3:16 March 19, 2005

Stoned

The art of dying by geology.

After a heavy night of drinking and careless sex, my parents found out the following day; so I got stoned.

by Maldonado June 30, 2005

stoning

verb. the act of smoking marijuana

"dude, i love stoning" -sarah
"let the stoning begin!"-nichole

by Coley 94132 May 28, 2006

stone

(adj) relating to a high degree; absolute

She's a stone fox!

by logos November 15, 2002

stoned

high on marijuana, typically with bloodshot eyes, an increase in appetite and a tendency toward laughter for no apparent reason.

"I'm stoned from all these bong hits!"

by El Toastero December 28, 2005

stones

Verb

1) Narcotics in small pill form (Variation of "Rocks"

2) Valuable gems or jewlery which is encrusted with valuable gems, normally used in conjuction with the terms "Lift" or "Jack"

That bitch shorted me a stone!

When the clerk turns his back, you club him, and I'll jack the stones

by Paraphrase February 27, 2004

stoned

The stage of smoked up between high and ripped.

'I'm a fuckin airplane, man, I can see the trees below me' is usually uttered between periods of staring at houseplants and making brnyard noises.

by Justin October 14, 2003