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Stomach Real Estate

The space available in your stomach for food consumption. It being limited in nature
Dude, don't waste your stomach real estate on those croissants.. go for those crab cakes in the corner there and .. hit them hard !
by Savio Dsouza July 17, 2016
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stomach lasagna

The contents of a person's stomach after eating literal shit (the mince) from someone's asshole (See Human Centipede) and then swallowing a load of cum (the bechamel sauce), followed again by eating shit and then swallowing more cum. At least 3 layers are needed for it to be considered a proper "Stomach Lasagna"
"Oh dude, Jedd ate so much ass last night in between sucking all the dick he must have had a solid 5-layer Stomach Lasagna"
by The PassiveFist August 12, 2018
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Stomach Kickers

Something so funny it’s hurts in the stomach
Kim: “did you see that comedy video I sent you?”
Jim: “I sure did Kim! It was a real Stomach Kicker/Stomach Kickers!”
by YupITookTheTime April 16, 2020
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Sweet stomach

When your stomach hurts 'cause you ate something sweet.
Sophia: You want a brownie?

Alex: Uh, sure.

15 minutes later......

Sophia: Wow, those were good, huh?

Alex: Yeah, but I have a freaking sweet stomach!!
by Heythere78 July 1, 2011
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School Stomach

The type of sickness (real or fake) you get when you don't want to go to school.
Dave- Hey why weren't you at school yesterday?

Jack- I got school stomach and stayed home.
by Urban Dickshaning October 21, 2016
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Chipotle Stomach Fuck

About an hour after eating chipotle, your stomach starts hurting and eventually leads to leaky shits and hours of rolling in bed wanting to die.
Friend: yo bro you feel alright?

You: I think I got the chipotle stomach fuck man
by JakeBBBBB January 28, 2017
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Stomach Pancake

When you are fucking a girl missionary and you are about to ejaculate, you do it on her stomach. this gives the illusion of putting pancake batter on a skillet.
My baby batter got all the way to her face when I just wanted is to give her a stomach pancake
by madison_avenue March 5, 2011
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