Steven

A Steven came to Canada from the Philipines and usually has a crush on a basic white girl. Steven is lazy at school but is really good at video games.

I really need a Steven in my life

by jhijbiuvyh April 19, 2022

Steven

The douche canoe with a decent dick that knows how to use it due to the fact that he is a man whore.

“Oh geez did you see what Greg has been doing to Cindy?”

“Ya he’s being a right Steven about it”

by Cnafr April 18, 2022

Steven

The weird stinky kid in the back of your ela class

Student 1: it reeks in here
Student 2: yeah its Steven

Steven: IT IS WEDNESDAY MY DUDES

by Carley.Aleese July 20, 2020

Steven

Steven is a short ass mf with wire brush looking hair that is hung like a horse

Steven is a little man that’s got a big cock that has a shadow

by Jl1836)4963 November 23, 2021

Steven

\stee-vin\ noun

1. A drunk.

2. Alcoholic beverages.

-verb- To get Stevened
1. To drink...usually to excess.

Oh my god...Look at that Steven all passed out!

Hey, pick me up a bottle of Steven on your way over.

How Stevened are you?!?!

by Ralonz October 04, 2007

Steven

Creepy tall white kid that wants to be black. looks like freddy krueger but acts like k fed. Has a foot fetish and stalks his ex girlfriends. Has a problem with explosive diarrhea. Calls in bomb threats, and cries about being lonely.

Andy: "Did you just hear that white kid say 'sup my homie'?"
Drew: "Yea, what a Steven!!!"

by stupidpeoplehaters May 04, 2010

Steven

gay midget who needs some steroids

Wow look at that little Steven

by lorida31 September 05, 2008