status whore

One who updates their status on Facebook and/or Myspace repeatedly (such as every 10-20 mins.) for attention.

Claire: "Ah! I'm hungry!" 30 mins ago.
Claire: "Yay! I had my favorite smoothie!" 20 mins ago.
Claire: "Who wants to go on a roadtrip?" 10 mins ago.
Claire: "Austin sounds fun..." 20 seconds ago.
---reply to Claire's status--
Becky: God, Claire, you're a status whore!

by Claire the raw vegan bisexual December 23, 2008

grizzly status

the highest level of bad ass you can achieve. it is damn near, but not completely, impossible to gain the status of the grizzly

Yo man, fuck Baller Status. Grizzly status all the way.

by Tommy Vancouver August 21, 2009

Throw Me the Statue

A great indie-pop band from Seattle. They don't really have any bad songs. Their best album is by far Creaturesque. Good to listen to if you're feeling down and need something to pick you up.

Dizzy from the Fall is the best song by Throw Me the Statue IMO.

by pseudonym this May 10, 2010

status rap

The act of utilizing one's personal status update on Facebook, Twitter, Myspace etc. to start or continue a rap session. When such an act is performed depending on the skill of the rapper) others are encouraged to continue to rap by either writing their own response rap or continue the lyrics of the rap which has been put into play. At times, status raps can become actual rap battles.

Today, Loftninja continued his status rap from yesterday by adding four new verses and it was ill!

by whalewail July 6, 2009

Status Malfunction

When your chat client's status "now playing" function announces to the world you're watching porn.

Jay's status was changed to "Backyard Sluts 9 - Japanese School Girls Get Taught A Lesson - iTunes"
Maya Patel: O______O
Jas Wong: WTF!!
Tiffany : I don't think we should be friends anymore.
Charles Cow: Dude, status malfunction...

by yellowJZ November 1, 2009

Slovakian Statue of Liberty

The act of giving someone a surprise enema while they are standing up. The victim must then remain as still as a statue - any movement will liberate the contents of their colon.

I gave my roommate a Slovakian statue of liberty as revenge for him never doing his damn dishes.

by Indy the Great January 16, 2019

Champ Status

Reaching the point of blackout and puking during an evening of partying with your buddies/bros.

Sean: "Yo I'm trying to reach Champ Status tonight!!"

Justin: "I'm so mad dude, Tony beat us to Champ Status...where's the vodka?"

by Mawm32 April 17, 2011