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Changing Station

chang⋅ing⋅sta⋅tion
cheynj-ing-stey-shuhn
-noun

• Any precious/generally awkward situation that one finds themselves in, usually resulting in either a throw-down by one or both involved parties or a great debate. Changing Stations are almost always doomed and/or destined to burn a bridge(s).

• Note: A person can both open a changing station or shut one down, not unlike the literal changing stations found in the restrooms of truck stops, usually identified by a Koala or marsupial equivalent.

• Note: Changing stations can happen both in person, but very often open and/or close on one's Facebook Wall, or social network equivalent.

Origin: Witty Gays, Fag Hags, and Fag Stags...

Note: Being elaborate in one's description of a changing station is vital, for example • A Messy Changing Station • Ripping open a changing station • Shutting a Changing Station so fast, one's fingers gets caught in it • A changing station left hanging by the hinges
• JT opened a changing station on Kristina's Facebook Wall about Hillary Clinton's pantsuits, spawning a ridiculous thread between Josh and Kristina's gaggle of gays.

• Chance wasn't having Amanda's fascist Facebook Status, so he shut down that changing station, by referring to her as a lesbian, thus shutting her up, before it got too messy.
by Lulabell1984 October 8, 2009
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Space Station 13

Your objective: Survive on the most dangerous space station-sci fi simulator. What is your biggest enemy there? Xenomorphs? Space Dragons? The AI? Clowns? ADMEMES? No...it is literally every fucking player (autist). Go and do your job, which will last from an hour in a place like virologist (if you do not instantly set loose corrupted blood v.2 and get beaten into a bloody pulp by everyone until they cough out their lungs), to several minutes like security (get beaten up by the clown), scientist (get beaten up by security), clown (get beaten up by everyone) or medbay worker (get your department blown up in 5-10 minutes). Aside these there also are antagonists. They can be lame and undefeatable (like a halfway intelligent scientist making spiders or a botanist planting kudzu in arrivals), to fun for some time and rather challenging (a chad wizard or a nightmare roaming the station) to epic battles destroying half the station but needing every ressource usable (like a xenomorph attack with an epic ripley-queen duel or cargo-revolutionaries against sec and sci). Due to the incompetence, enorm tryharding or complete randomness (e.g. setting the AI back to normal, deleting catpeople out of the list of humanoid beings and starting another great weeb purge) of many players, the gods who created this game invented the function, that the players decide when a station is ready to be left and marooning half the loyal nantotrasen workers on the biohazardous wreck in the process.
"Space Station 13, a marvellous, unique and incredibly shitty game, 10/10 don't play it"

- A literal god
by YeetForHarambe January 21, 2021
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Statistical Mechanics

The belief that thermodynamic systems can be expressed using statistics. It is mostly used to more accurately express a system where there are many microstates involving microscopically observable quantities (e.g. kinetic energy of particle 1, 2, 3, ... , n-1, n or Potential energy of particle 1, 2, 3, ..., n-1, n as opposed to quantities like pressure or volume).

What the author of this article should be revising now, Statistical Mechanics (or stat mech as it's more conveniently known) can be described by many physics students as a "cluster-fuck of endless equations and probability distribution functions designed to intentionally screw up their mind altogether".

It is widely known that stat mech is utterly incomprehensible until the actual exam day, when all the nonsensical examples and equations (most notably finding the entropy of an elastic band expressed as a function of the number of links in said band, and the expression of gas molecules as masses on springs) seem to reach perfect clarity and they tend to walk out with at least a 2-1.
"You going to statistical mechanics?"
"No fucking way, I'm making noodles for lunch!"
by Nathan J. Croe January 20, 2010
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donation to the urination station

just a fun way of saying ya gotta use the bathroom
My compliments to the chef... now if you'd excuse me, I have to go make a donation to the urination station.
by Brian Walking July 24, 2006
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Static

There's a problem or he/she have beef.
''Sis, is there static?'' "Don't get static with me!''
by bbykirby November 16, 2018
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muscle station

A muscle station can be any group of 4 or more men (often blokes), congregated around an object with arms folded.

Valid objects include:

Barbecues
Anything that is broken that one of the group does not know how to fix.
The engine bay of a car
A motorbike
Bar tables
A television showing an important sporting event.
A female or group of females (often attractive)
Other muscle stations (Beware: Do not attempt to set up more than two separate muscle stations around the same object, this will result in conflict.)

The rules of the muscle station are unspoken as all worthy men know these rules instinctively.
There is often a feeling of equality and harmony whilst in a muscle station and any attempt to disrupt the group may be met with the equivalent of a look of disapproval : ಠ_ಠ
Conversations like these may immediately preclude the setting up of a muscle station:

Conversation Example 1:

Bloke 1: "This motorcycle appears to have a misfire in the third cylinder"
Bloke 2: "Spark plug"
Bloke 3: "Fuel filter"
Bloke 4: "Let me take a look"
<A Muscle station is formed while the group silently assess Bloke 4's performance and mechanical prowess>

Example 2:
With Barbecues, the muscle station will often form prior to any conversation taking place.

Bloke 1: "Did you see that ludicrous display last night?"
Bloke 2: "What was Wenger thinking sending Walcott on so early?"
Bloke 3: "Thing about Arsenal is, they always try to walk it in."
Bloke 4: "I put a pony on Liverpool...etc"
Bloke 5: "Dude, you're burning the steak!"
<A comment like this would render the muscle station extremely unstable>
by pwnd_lol September 29, 2009
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iJazzy Classical (Internet Radio Station)

iJazzy Classical is Haiti' only Jazz radio station located in Port-au-Prince, the capital of Haiti. The internet radio station operating under the name of iJazzy Classical is Haiti' only Jazz radio station and one of the country' most popular radio stations owned by Werley Nortreus (60%) and Ceraphin Radio Network (40%). So iJazzy Classical broadcast 100% Jazz live on air and across the internet. The internet radio station' slogan is known as 'iJazzy Keeps You In Good Mood' and it has reached out million of listeners and stream play worldwide.
Are you aware that iJazzy Classical (Internet Radio Station) is Haiti' only Jazz radio station and one of the country' most popular radio stations owned by Werley Nortreus (60%) and Ceraphin Radio Network (40%)?
by Jacob Martinique June 10, 2019
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