The kangaroo stance

A position where you violently jump (can be used for offence and defence)

I must Warn you I know the kangaroo stance

by Bigmantyrobe December 12, 2019

Dragon Cum Stance

A martial arts stance that involves the man grabbing the victim and making them cum so much they can no longer move

Last night I destroyed someone with the Dragon Cum Stance

by Dilly Ding Dong November 12, 2020

Three Point Stance

Position assumed while jerking off, where one must their hand on the wall for physical support.

“Dude, you’re never gonna believe it, I was in the backyard, and I looked through the bathroom window and saw Bryce in a Three Point Stance!”

by cuck_showalter November 19, 2021

Wide Stance

A surfer who lacks the appropriate balance required for proficiency, thus needing his feet to be planted wider than normal in order to not fall off the board. Usually a beginner or otherwise kook lacking style.

Look at that wide stance kook proning in the whitewater!

by brentmcd October 16, 2007

Wide Stance

Refers to the stature of a male who has an over-abundance of genitalia.

Of course he has a wide stance; he's packing some serious sausage between his legs. Dude needs room.

by Project ACB October 16, 2007

Modified Ferris Power Stance

A stable and assertive stance used during direct laryngoscopy and intubation.

John assumed the Modified ferris power stance before picking up the endotracheal tube and preparing to intubate the patient.

by Succinylcholine August 25, 2011

Wide stance having mother fucker

Someone who repeatedly takes it in the ass every night or every day from two or more men simultaneously.

George W. Bush is a wide stance having mother fucker.

by oblivionmaster January 25, 2009