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e-stalkage

when you hound someone on the net and want to love them up real good!
(inchat)
*elsiemazco sits around and cries for danielsan and cries!
by nunski June 21, 2004
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stale green

When a traffic light in the direction you are going has been green so long that you know it will change any second.
Passenger: "It's a stale green man, you're not going to make it."

Driver: "No way. Look, it changed after we went through."
by framboise eau de vie June 1, 2009
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Stale Fajita

A leathery, often vacant remnent of a female's genitalia. Often found on skanks.
Makes Elton John crave man stank.
Elton John: so, Mr. Zack. . .your mother's Stale Fajita made me sick to my stomach so now i only go after man pussy.

Mr. Zack H.: . . .tis true *runs away to get him sum Stale Fajita*
by Mr. TaiMaiShoo June 16, 2009
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stareanoid

the act of becoming paranoid as a result of someone staring relentlessly
freak kept looking at me...made me totally stareanoid...thought he was gonna go all jeffrey dahmer on me!
by Nellystradamous August 4, 2009
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Stalkavation

(Gerund form - Stalkavating)
The process of digging out the immature posts and updates of a person years back on the internet and sharing it to the world by giving a rebirth to it by commenting or sharing. The person who carries out this process is called a Stalkavator.

--> When Stalkavation happens very common around the globe at the same time. It's a called a Stalkvacalypse.

--> Common Stalkavators are assholes, retards and broken hearts.
-->Erradication of Stalkavation is possible, once examinations for the Stalkavators begin. Or you shall Stalkavate them back. It'll usually stop them. But if you do so, you become one Stalkavator too. This is why it's so infectious.
"Man, why these motherfuckers commenting on my birthday photos which I uploaded 4 years ago?"
"Well, same here, stalkavators everywhere out there man."
"This is too much, why is EVERYONE doing it?!"
"Swag, Yolo, Stalkavacalypse".

Stalkavation for the destruction.
by Free-D December 26, 2013
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stalemoed

1. The act of intentionally looking out for yourself, but either intentionally or unintentionally (or subconsciously) not caring about another person.

2. Being selfish.
"I was getting attacked by a flock of seagulls and she just ran away to save herself. That bitch stalemoed me"

"I gave my friend a ride home from a party one night, then back to her car in the morning, cleaned the snow off half of her car for her and she thought it was selfish I only cleaned the snow off one side of her car. I was totally stalemoed"

"Every time we walk into a building together, she jumps ahead to make sure she catches the door, but doesn't hold it open for anybody else. Stalemoed."
by dsmartin June 19, 2014
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stale cake

Cockney slag, used in the same context as dry lunch
Matt Finn you're such a stale cake
by Stalecake April 23, 2015
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