stainsville

An addition to the word stain, when talking with friends. When you want to "stain" (engage in sexual intercourse with) a member of the opposite sex, you make the statement "Man, I'd take her to Stainsville". Basically you're referring to the act as a town/city/location.

1) Dude... she is first class Stainsville material.
2) I'd take her on a round trip flight to Stainsville.
3) Yeah dude... I took her to Stainsville.
4) Guess what bro.. I took Janice to Stainsville last night. The trip lasted 20 minutes.

etc. etc.

by mmmflyaway April 25, 2008

Stinus

A person with a 20 inch ding dong.

Stinus has a huge ding dong!

by ashabala December 7, 2017

shelley stains

When someone is thinking about Shelley they produce Shelley stains.

OMG,OMG,OMG, your gonna make me Wanna make some Shelley stains

by Shelley is my wife August 14, 2018

stanus

Someone who is really, indescribably stupid, but who also resembles and has the idiotic qualities of a complete and utter anus. Usually said with such venom that the two words could not have been said individually.so we invented this one.

"Yehgetlostyoustanus"

by AlternativeFreak January 30, 2003

pillow-case cum-stains

pillow-case cum stains are the tell-tale ivory-colored remainders of cumgasms that a guy gets all over his wonder-pillow when he fucks it and blows his load.

When I was a teenager, my Mom asked me what the stains were on my pillow-case -- I didn't tell her they were pillow-case cum-stains -- I told her they must be slobber stains of mine made when I was asleep!

by USAF Cadet September 8, 2021

drippin stains

a clean looking clear coat on a paint job, making the car appear wet.

Paul Wall- Wood grain all in my range, drippin stains when i switch lanes

by russell lewis September 12, 2005

Pig Stains

The dark patches of skin found between a fat girl's thighs and ass, which can be caused by poor circulation and the kidneys and liver not operating efficiently.

Tony: "Man, I think Lisa is so fucking Sexy! Is she good in bed?"
John: "Fuck, yes! But don't mind the pig stains!"
Tony: "Damn! I know she's fat, but if she's got pig stains, she's a little too fat for me!"

by Vashtidog December 17, 2010