squaff

To go drinking with friends. Derived from the word "quaff" which means to "to drink heartily", squaff means "Let's Quaff".

I need a beer... squaff!

by Squeat November 16, 2006

squiefdiblob

The invented, made-up word that simply means to spontaneously make up words.

"God man you are such a QUEERDO!"

"Oh so now you have to squiefdiblob to find suitable insults for me?"

by Jessica Poole May 21, 2008

Bender's Quiff

Spliff, A Rhyming Slang Version Ov A Spliff, Used To Aknowledge Smoking Of A Drug: Bender's Quiff For A Spliff

By Blue :)

Do You Wanna Come For A Bender's Quiff

by LE3 Pot Head September 10, 2009

squaffle

A mix between a squabble and a quarrel.

Janine and Tim had a squffle about the pancake syrup.

by Daniel September 10, 2004

Squilf

A commonly used term describing a "Squirrel I'd Like to Fuck"

Can also be applied to hairy girls and bros

Dude, Sandy Cheeks is one hot squilf

by Broraper69 July 13, 2009

squiffy

Statement of complete ambivilence. Often used as a bland response to a statement that is neither good nor bad nor particularly interesting.

Dave - I worked on a boat once. Jenny - Isn't that squiffy.

by cryinghill May 27, 2005

squaffle

A cross between a squirrel and a waffle. They show symptoms of rabies, and stalk people with a gaint fork if one steals their marshmellows. When mixed with sulferic dioxide, they tend to explode. These buggers were first discovered by crazy arse art students, after sightings of the swopher.

Dude, you better watch out, or I'll set my squaffle minions on you.

by Hibyrd June 4, 2005