asian spoon

When someone (preferably small) is kneeling on the floor and a second individual (preferably larger and with big muscles) envelopes the first person aforementioned in a large kneeling embrace.

Yo! Did you just asian spoon his momma??

by Fatasian257 March 8, 2017

Alaskan Ice Spoon

When one gets their girl so wet that they can gather the pussy juices on a spoon to freeze overnight to eat another time.

Gavin: "Hey Ashley would you help me make some Alaskan ice spoons?"
Ashley: "Sure what do we need?"
Gavin: "I need to gather your pussy juices to freeze overnight so we can enjoy them tomorrow."
Ashley: "Sure lets fuck and have a bucket to get as much juice as possible!"
Gavin: "Sounds like a plan my Alaskan Ice Spoon. <3"

by The Meme L0rd April 6, 2017

spoon boy

any adult male that because he was denied the bonding nature of breast-feeding as an infant has certain unresolved issues, and or specific behavioral traits.

'OMG! Alvin is such a spoon boy...on our second date, he not only demanded that I drive, but that I fix his hair before we went out!'

by sandspit November 25, 2007

spoonfuck

Everyone knows that their girl likes to spoon, meaning your crotch is pressed against her ass. Typically, this is an after-sex position, but sometimes you get your second wind faster than expected, and you start rubbing the cock against the pussy. Once hard, you stick it in her from behind, but in a laying-on-your-side position.

The bitch wasn't satisfied, so once I could get it up again I spoonfucked her while rubbing her clit until she had a crygasm.

by J-Reddish October 30, 2007

Spoon Goon

A Horror Host groupie.

I went to a convention last weekend and this Spoon Goon would not leave Elvira alone!

by Son Of Froggy August 18, 2012

spoon feed

1. When a car and/or truck will not accept fuel at the fastest rate posible from the pump and the fuel pumper must slow the flow rate down to a trickle to keep the fuel from backing up and splashing out of the fuel opening.

I had to spoon feed that U-haul truck because gas was spitting out.

by Zone Ranger February 18, 2008

spoon

The most dangerous weapon mankind has ever known... So sharp...

Dave: "RAAAAAARGH!!! IMMA GONNA ATTACK YA WITH THIS SPOOON!!!"
*everyone flees, because the spoon is such a dangerous weapon*

by Bardo-zilla_37 May 11, 2015