sputch

An onomatopaeic ("sound effect") word that can only mean something bad or unpleasant has happened.

An exception to this rule applies to the heroes in zombie (or other monster) movies for whom the sound may represent the death of an enemy.

"Where's the cat?" *Sputch* "Uh-oh."

"Die zombie die!!!" *Sputch* "I love the smell of dead zombie in the morning."

"What's that lump under the carpet?" *Sputch* "Where's the hamster?" "Uh-oh."

by Phantom Oddity May 6, 2004

sputapult

n. Basically, a catapult on acid. Derives from catapult, sputum, and a good deal of psychedelicity.

"I'm tellin' you, with a better spring we can sputapult eggs at the neighbors."

by Dylan September 14, 2003

Sputting

Verb; when someone is tripping about money. Like saying you don't have money to lend, when you do and your friend has seen it. Or you said you'll help with money and you end up not doing so.

"Yo, Papo said he'll help with the guap"
"Man, Fuck Papo, that nigga be sputting"

by Spri Master December 4, 2011

Sputry

to come in spurts, groups, or swells.

The store was sputry today.

by kneeboarder56 December 27, 2009

Sputnut

A Soviet Union General, thay has too much sput and when he nuts.

Yo, that Russian, orphanic, demonic, pedo, was such a Sputnut to that little girl last night

by chinatown1327 February 10, 2018

sputnik

A woman who's like... eight months pregnant but still has slender arms and legs, specifically when she's bent over.

Man 1: I can't deal with having sex with my pregnant wife.
Man 2: Dude you gotta get after that sputnik from behind.

by anon11231 May 28, 2010

Sputch

A slutty bitch particularly a female

dude1: dude i'm gonna go ask the hot chick out

dude1: no dude she looks like a sputch

by noogface October 1, 2012