Spormp

A really messed-up spoon

I want to eat my cereal, but the only spoon I have is a spormp.

by Cactifreezus January 14, 2024

spumpking

Similar to a blumpkin, but the blower is a chronic Zyn user and the reciever is eating an apple

Oh yeah she was caught spumpking and got sentenced for life in prison.

by heheyep March 19, 2024

Spermpet

Noun. Plural, Spermpets, which refers to "a child", "infant", "baby", "kid", "children"; alt. "Crotchgoblin/s", because humans are the only mammals who keep their sperm as pets!

Jenna brought her spermpet to work today, he wouldn't stop squealing!

Ugh. My cousin's spermpets are a bunch of spoilt brats...

by drfriendlysatanist December 30, 2024

Spermpet

Noun. Plural, Spermpets, which refers to "a child", "infant", "baby", "kid", "children"; alt. "Crotchgoblin/s", because humans are the only mammals who keep their sperm as pets!

Jenna brought her spermpet to work today, he wouldn't stop squealing!

Ugh. My cousin's spermpets are a bunch of spoilt brats...

by drfriendlysatanist December 30, 2024

marvey’spurplemonkeydishwasher

A name of a Max and Harvey group chat

the marvey’spurplemonkeydishwasher group chat is always having fun and sharing memes.

by multixnoodles2 December 5, 2020