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Springwood Ranch

A sexual act involving an erection, ranch seasoning, and fellatio.
Joe: You look happy Matt. What's got you in such a good mood?

Matt: Sarah and tried The Springwood Ranch last night. I had no idea she liked ranch so much.
by chaoticpoetry November 5, 2022
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springlos

The act of shoving a pringles can up your ass while another person is having sexual intercourse with the pringles can.
Jimmy: "Shit man wanna springlos?"
Dave: "Hell yeah man did that with my doctor last week."
by Leomagicyy January 11, 2023
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springroll quota

When a picky eater goes to an all you can eat Chinese buffet, and they have to meet their quota of Chinese food before they gorge themselves on French fries or something, which usually results in them eating a lot of springrolls
Steve: I can’t have those fries yet, I haven’t reached my springroll quota
by FenTheGoat December 16, 2024
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Splingbonging

Splingbonging is when a man covers his face in his own feces. Then hides in the dark to scare another person. Once the person is scared the man kisses there open scared mouth and spits his feces into them.
Did you hear how Charlie
splingbonged his mom yesterday.?
She's still spitting out turds. He’s been on a splingbonging role.
by Sigmakingdean January 5, 2025
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Springophillia

A strange phenomenon first discovered in South Africa, described as a strange obsession or attraction to 2 dimensional animated characters, often female, in the Japanese Anime/Manga art style and usually sexual or romantic. Most common in the 15-16 age range.
nobody is using this shit in a day to day conversation my guy i cant think of anything tf even is springophillia anymore
by scottish lunatic March 7, 2025
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Springlocked

1. Derived from the Five Nights at Freddy's (FNAF) lore, referring to the failure of mechanical "springlocks" in an animatronic suit that causes it to violently snap shut on the wearer.
The Suit’s Locks Snapped, And He Was Springlocked.
by BeansMakesCoolWords February 8, 2026
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Springlock

When youre banging your clanker girlfriend and that shit snaps it right off
Person: How do you like that you clanker?
Clanker gf: IM GONNA SPRINGLOCK *Snaps it off*
by AndersonBaird67 March 13, 2026
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