sprite

Good fucking drink. Much better than 7-up.

Spite + Doritos = Mans best friends.

by Oz July 18, 2008

Sprite

Sprite might be one of the best sodas around. Sprite was introduced in 1961 from Coca-Cola after the public wanted something new. Ever since then, Sprite has been showing up in fancy dinning rooms and gethos alike. Sprite is the one and only thing that black and white people can share and talk about.

Black Person: Yo, This B Good Shiznet
White Person: Indeed

by Funsocks September 15, 2005

Dodge Sprinter

Along with the Chevy Lumina Van, this vehicle will get you all the young wet bitches and cruise better than a Dynamic Image/Euro Styles East souped up car.

I'm gonna plow my Dodge Sprinter through Euro Styles East's windows and then flick off all the mother fuckers that stand in my way.

by Fusy Baby December 11, 2004

Sprinter

A girl who is easy. Usually refers to a girl who gives head a lot. She's a sprinter because she's quick to hop on the dick.

See that girl Gwen? she a sprinter.

by AK(otb) December 11, 2009

spritzner

the act of inserting a wine spritzer into ones asshole and shaking it up so the carbonation creates a tingling sensation.

why the fuck did you pay for a spritzner from that whore?

by paulsgay January 25, 2011

Sprite cramberry

A drink that LeBron James has on Christmas time but if denied it will be crammed up your ass giving the definition of cramberry

Sam denied a Sprite cramberry next morning he found a can of Sprite cranberry up his ass

by Uncle buffCock December 3, 2019

Scrift

When clicking on your phone or tablet screen at the exact same moment the screen shifts, causing you to likely click on that pharmaceutical ad for erection pills or something else embarrassing or annoying.

(looking up something on phone while talking with someone) "Damnit, hold on, stupid scrift has routed me to Farmer's Only.com.

by Th3 DUde Ab1de5 January 29, 2021